All categories - 23 September 2006

We had some...interesting answers to this question. The one that made us all crack up was:
"I swear honey, I didn't know she was only 16."

-Wrong on so many levels. Do you have any good ones?

2006-09-23 20:11:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-23 20:11:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

Why not put out word in Iraq that if any combatants are killed or caught by US, they will be sprayed with swine blood or urine. No receipt of 72 virgins?

2006-09-23 20:11:11 · 10 answers · asked by show_em_your_badge 3 in Government

I just got Street Fighter the Anniversary collection, and on the back of the box it says it has the 1994 street fighter animated movie as a bonus feature, HOW DO I WATCH IT?

2006-09-23 20:11:07 · 4 answers · asked by Irish322 2 in Video & Online Games

2006-09-23 20:11:06 · 19 answers · asked by christy_carter05 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

I think if they pass someone speeding they should put their speaker on and say "excuse me police I'm in the line of duty" instead of passing with no blue lights. I think most of them or just breaking the speed limit. What are your thoughts on this?

2006-09-23 20:11:05 · 14 answers · asked by Busy Lady 2010 7 in Safety

i want to know more specific about engine design, gear and torque transmission in formula one cars.

2006-09-23 20:11:02 · 6 answers · asked by selva_2903 1 in Other - Car Makes

justify...

2006-09-23 20:10:59 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-23 20:10:51 · 2 answers · asked by surendra singh 1 in Programming & Design

Chicago

2006-09-23 20:10:50 · 1 answers · asked by Jah 1 in Other - Local Businesses

Sorry for posting this in basketball but i see it here more often than anywhere else... if i see
"why did kobe change his number to 24"
"who is michael jordan" or
"who is the best basketball player ever?" im going to scream... read the resolved questions you stupid a$$es... im sure u all can relate.

2006-09-23 20:10:49 · 12 answers · asked by Ray 3 in Basketball

Where do lesbians find their dates? I will NOT use online personals ads, they're dangerous. I prefer not to go to bars because I always end up dancing alone/drinking alone. I also REALLY prefer not to date drug-addicts, and quite frankly that's all I can ever find. So, where DO other lesbians find their dates?

2006-09-23 20:10:41 · 9 answers · asked by cyanne2ak 7 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-23 20:10:39 · 11 answers · asked by dave j 1 in Teaching

2006-09-23 20:10:30 · 13 answers · asked by Alexci 1 in Sociology

2006-09-23 20:10:28 · 23 answers · asked by Jogger 1 in Other - Holidays

sources please

2006-09-23 20:10:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

I was just wondering if the vaccine will completely get rid of the diseases.

2006-09-23 20:10:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

If I was out of high school for 5 years, and I wanted to go to college do I still require SAT scores?

2006-09-23 20:10:20 · 2 answers · asked by killswitch127 2 in Other - Education

My girlfriend and I are completely comfortable with eachother, and I want to give her the most amazing experience possible when pleasuring her... Does anyone know anything that might work or help, or where you're most sensitive, etc. Don't be shy, I need help!

2006-09-23 20:10:01 · 16 answers · asked by theshrabster 3 in Singles & Dating

i know he loves me but sometimes i feel like he doesn't for example little stuff really bothers me like if he is paying more attention to a football game than me it makes me feel like he doesn't care about me...i had a very very messy childhood my parents abandoned me and i was raped and a whole bunch of other stuff...i think that is the reason why i sometimes feel like that how can i make him understand that he needs to be gentle with me?...i have told him little stuff hurts me but he doesn't really understand

2006-09-23 20:09:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-09-23 20:09:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

yes she is 12 and im 13 but we are freaked no one is home the t.v went out and there is a thounder storm comin and its rainin now plus mom and dad wont be home tell about 2 more hours what do we do

2006-09-23 20:09:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

2006-09-23 20:09:20 · 10 answers · asked by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 in Garden & Landscape

I went over 2 my friends house and he has a set of 50 pound dumbells he claims he can curl them but he wont show me I think they r his dad prolly but anyway that sound like alot for anyone to curl because whenever I try I cannot pick even one of them up? Is this a lot of weight to do bicep curls with?

2006-09-23 20:09:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Sports

I've had mine for a little over a year...and now even when I fully charge it, it lasts about 20 minutes and then dies.

If you can replace the battery, how much does it usually cost?

2006-09-23 20:09:08 · 7 answers · asked by mere 2 in Music & Music Players

2006-09-23 20:09:06 · 6 answers · asked by christy_carter05 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

I want to print documents which my program generate but Is there any way my C program do that. Also I want to make it use winamp to generate music.

Is there any way to do it. Can dll files help me. If so how can I use them.

2006-09-23 20:09:05 · 3 answers · asked by Gopinath M 3 in Programming & Design

Are there any certain chemicals/salts you add to the water? What kind of fish do you have? Do you prefer to just let the water set out to dechlorinate it?

I have three established tanks, so I'm not looking for advice here. I'm just curious as to what YOU personally do to your water for your fish.

2006-09-23 20:09:05 · 17 answers · asked by birdistasty 5 in Fish

2006-09-23 20:09:01 · 3 answers · asked by buzzy 2 in Friends

An Angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.

"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, "Say something."

The dean looks at them and says, "I should have taken the money."

2006-09-23 20:09:00 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles