We had some...interesting answers to this question. The one that made us all crack up was:
"I swear honey, I didn't know she was only 16."
-Wrong on so many levels. Do you have any good ones?
2006-09-23 20:11:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If your wife asks you, "Do you like my hair?" don't say "I liked your hair better when you were thinner."
also
If you buy a loosing lottery ticket and your wife says "Oh well, don't you think your life would change too much if you won the lottery?" don't say "I don't know. Let's form a pact that if we win we will stay in touch so we will know how much our lives change."
also
Don't introduce your wife as "This is my first wife".
2006-09-23 20:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by imnogeniusbutt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two guys, walking through a department store one day, were passing the the cosmetic counter when the female sales clerk asked "Would you gentlemen care to sample this perfume the store is featuring this week?" "Hell no!" Yelled the first guy, "If I go home smelling of that stuff, my wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!" "How about you sir?" she asked his friend. "Sure, go ahead" he said " spray a little sample on my wrist. My wife doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like."
2006-09-23 20:53:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey, That dress looked better on the rack.
Yes they do make you look fat.
It was better the last time.
Woman, get me a beer!
2006-09-23 22:14:10 · answer #3 · answered by Prada lover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never ask her to say bahhhhhh during love making
2006-09-23 22:23:21 · answer #4 · answered by BLW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never call her by your gal friends name... especially while making love to your wife...
2006-09-23 20:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by Angus. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* God, I wish you were a real woman
2006-09-23 20:20:19 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What do you think of THIS ?!" LOL. LOL.
Have a great new week!
2006-09-25 18:07:04 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she is really good on bed...dude...(fixin the bed)
2006-09-23 20:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by Ling 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋