All categories - 20 September 2006

2006-09-20 01:42:17 · 6 answers · asked by Lloyd HOUZ 2 in Television

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop
of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to
lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the
nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. Who
is it?" calls out one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from
the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and
shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into
the room, they open the door.
"Nice Boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"

2006-09-20 01:42:03 · 15 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-20 01:41:56 · 9 answers · asked by nabilah_ael 1 in Movies

Or in the US? I was just curious.

2006-09-20 01:41:42 · 5 answers · asked by HocusPocus 2 in Other - Society & Culture

In LOVE relationships or when u have a crush on somebody ..do u go by a strategy or impulse...
hmmmm?

2006-09-20 01:41:40 · 24 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am 18 year old boy. my body is little big and I am having very big dick. I met my new girlfriend and I did not make love yet. I am worried because of the size of my dickk. She is slim, and I am sure it will hurt her. Can you advise me what shall I do. Shall I tell her about the size of my dickk. She is my first girlfriend.

2006-09-20 01:41:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

How long can you keep it there before you have to register it with German authorities and buy Germany road tax. + anything else I should know about?! Thanks

2006-09-20 01:41:06 · 8 answers · asked by jtp 1 in Insurance & Registration

and I get a yellowish discharge of puss from my todger the rest of the time

2006-09-20 01:41:01 · 29 answers · asked by ArskElvis 3 in Men's Health

FOR ME I WOULD DO ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING FOR HIM HE IS SOO SEXY ....... MAKES ME DROOL ! I MET HIM ONCE AND GOT A KISS ON THE CHEEK ! omg i thought i was in heaven ~!!!

2006-09-20 01:40:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Or second best if Chess is the first best. Or third best if two player Scrable is one of the two best.

Multiple-player board games was meant to be more than two.

2006-09-20 01:40:30 · 43 answers · asked by Perseus 3 in Board Games

I was blindsided over the weekend by someone who ran a red light. My car is totaled and I'm a bit banged up. Their property claims department will make me an offer on the car, but the bodily injury claims person is coming to see me this morning.

I've been to the chiropractor and the emergency room, and both took X-rays. The hospital gave me a prescription and sent me on my way, and my chiropractor will likely want to continue treatment for a while to insure that there are no lingering effects.

But the real troubling thing is a spot on my head under the hair that isn't bruised but that has hurt like crazy since the crash, as well as some dizzy spells. The ER doctor didn't seem concerned, but he did give me the name of a neurologist in case the symptoms don't go away.

So my question is, what should I say to the claims agent this morning. How much should I reveal, knowing that their customer and their company is their first responsibility. I'd really appreciate some guidance on this.

2006-09-20 01:40:27 · 13 answers · asked by CapnPen 6 in Insurance

2006-09-20 01:40:21 · 10 answers · asked by bigday456 1 in Quebec

I asked my fella to be more romantic and he said he was going to write me a poem and it went something like: "Felicity, Felicity you fill me with electricity", my name is not Felicity.

So I need to write him one now, what rhymes with knob?

2006-09-20 01:40:16 · 29 answers · asked by sling it bird 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

I lost my resaults so when i went to college they sed you need to get your resaults. After aboute 3weeks i found my resaults. I went back to college they sed there are no spaces left fot ICT or any othe courses. I applied in deffrent college they sed they sed they havent got any spaces let too. now im on a part time course but i want to study a full time course. What should i do.

2006-09-20 01:40:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations

2006-09-20 01:39:55 · 7 answers · asked by littlequeen703 1 in Fashion & Accessories

I know a lot you guys won’t agree with this, but this has been on my mind for a while now and I would expect mature and respectful answers.

Michael Jackson: Once a part of the biggest groups of Motown and know as the king of pop. Yet a two child molestation accusations ruined him. He’s best know for that, and his “Bleached skin” (Get real, there’s not that much bleach in the world that could’ve did that as black as he was). But why is that so important. Should you judge Michael for his music and his crazy behavior? You try being in show business since age 5 and see how sane you are. About the molestation case, shouldn’t you blame the money hungry parent for letting him spend the night, knowing full well of his previous accusations? He’d already paid off one case (Big mistake). Since the jury found him not guilty, he’s still getting a bad rap from what I’d like to call haters. Who knows if he did it or not? Were we there? Were we in his room?

Janet Jackson: She took control and did it well. She was known as the sane Jackson, that is until the super bowl. They wouldn’t play her videos and a lot of radio stations didn’t play her records, which made her last album be viewed as her weakest with the publicity surrounded this, although it sold really well. Janet and Justin said that is was a mistake. Justin got off after he apologized, in my eyes, with no scares (or not as bad as Janet’s was). Janet? She apologized and she continues to be tormented over a boob with a ring in it. FOR WHAT?!!! There are worse things on T.V than that and it gets looked over all the time. The Red Hot Chili Peepers did a show in tube socks and didn’t get this kind off treatment. She said it was mistake. Can’t we leave it at that? She said she was sorry.

So again, the question is at the top and yellow. Answer maturely and respectfully, even if you don’t agree.

2006-09-20 01:39:54 · 15 answers · asked by D-Wizzle 2 in Celebrities

Please. What to eat thats the biggest issue? Where can i get his food from? lots of things he is Allergic to also. I am also a member of National Eczema Society. Thank You!

2006-09-20 01:39:44 · 25 answers · asked by Mona S 2 in Skin Conditions

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.
The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France."
The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door.
"Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile,
"The next plane to France doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon".

2006-09-20 01:39:39 · 29 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

10 1/2 months after closing my builder gave me a bill for a sidewalk and overatures he found on some lighting for our new home. All the other overatures and extras for our home was covered under an addendum and taken care of at closing back in 8/19/05. Now for some reason he all of a sudden came across these two outstanding items. I thought the closing was final "settlement" of the home construction cost. What is to say the builder finds something else like extra sheet rock cost that he wants me to pay? Is there some time frame that he is allowed to do this. I didn't see anything in the contract that allows for this. Then again my closing attorney flew through this hoard of paper work at closing that may allow for this. Does it? I have some thing that I found on the contract that we didn't use. Can I ask for the credit? Please help in Richmond VA.

2006-09-20 01:39:35 · 7 answers · asked by ttk3b 1 in Law & Ethics

2006-09-20 01:39:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Roger Waters on tour? How was the concert?

2006-09-20 01:39:33 · 4 answers · asked by Rowan 7 in Music

why are extremist muslims and closet extremists living in our country, threatening us, living off our democratic system (and benefits!)? why don't they leave? in fact , please leave...this is our country...our way of life! we don't want you here making our lives hell. why can't we go to your home country and start to threaten and shout hate at YOU! we want answers to this question. we deserve better...why do we vote fora gov. that allows these nasty people to live here. It's time to either conform to our way of life...or leave.

2006-09-20 01:39:29 · 15 answers · asked by deedonutdid 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-09-20 01:39:18 · 15 answers · asked by me 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

let the world suffer so much .children especially.what have they done to suffer or die at a young age?no bible answers please i do not believe in the bible.

2006-09-20 01:39:07 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Does this mean she's got a problem? She won't sleep at night AT ALL unless we drug her. She'll stay up all night long just screaming and crying.
She saw this "boy" when her light was on and there were no shadows or objects to make her imagine this thing from something.
She doesn't watch scary movies or shows, doesn't hear scary stories.
To her "boy" means male, doesn't matter the age, she just knows there's a difference between the sexes in appearance.
She said his eyes and mouth were scary, and she screamed for me to come to her and pointed at where it was. I waved my hand where she said it was then she said it went away and her face relaxed, though she didn't, and hasn't slept since.
I saw similar things while growing up and was never diagnosed with anything. But what could this be? What causes this? If it's schitzophrenia, what are other symptoms associated with this illness?

2006-09-20 01:39:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2006-09-20 01:39:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

We could have a generation game style tournament hosted by Bruce Forsythe and maybe Casey Cassem, if he's still alive (for balance).
Come on yanks, what do you think?

2006-09-20 01:38:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

2006-09-20 01:38:49 · 2 answers · asked by jini 1 in Horoscopes

someone from italy left me the IM 'baci'

2006-09-20 01:38:37 · 11 answers · asked by Robin M 1 in Teaching

2006-09-20 01:38:31 · 3 answers · asked by Ron~N 5 in Small Business