Can you help me write a poem to an idiot?

Question

I asked my fella to be more romantic and he said he was going to write me a poem and it went something like: "Felicity, Felicity you fill me with electricity", my name is not Felicity.

So I need to write him one now, what rhymes with knob?

Answer 1

My dearest boyfriend, you really are a knob,
Your poetry's like reading a page full of flob,
In fact I would say it's actually frightening,
If you want electricity, go play in the lightening.

There you go, you can have that. I thought it up while I was having a poo.

Answer 2

Blob, cob, snob, fob,lob, bob, stob,mob sob, nob, corn cob, JOB!
My lover has confused me with another,
it has caused me to shiver and put a quiver in my liver, What a knob, he aint even got a respectable job, now he wooos me with a poem and he forgets I even know him, Felicity I aint, so I suggest you exit while I use restraint before I caint.
Poor poor Bob he`s bound to sob, lost his girl due to the worst brain whirl he could of had. She`s ssssssssooooooooo Mad.


I think I`ll keep my day job, LOL

Answer 3

Ha ha ha ha! Ok,let's see . . .

Bob, Bob, you're such a knob,
You leave your clothes around like a Class A slob,
Your teeth are as yellow as corn on the cob,
Your workout program sucks, you look like a blob,
You couldn't hit a softball that my granny lobbed,
Your manners turn a party into a mob,
When I look at your face, I wanna sob,
Bob, you slob, get a job.

Answer 4

thought you was writing me a poem at 1st

felicity is a girl that sounds like a snob
my boyfriend thinks I'm her so he is a knob
felicity is the name that he calls
so I'm gonna push him over Niagara Falls
if he calls me felicity once more
I'm gonna kick him and make his balls sore
i think i might as well dump the pig for its him i blame
and look for a fella that remembers my name


hope that is ok from ANDY XX

Answer 5

One word that comes to my mind is "job".........

"There is the door, and with it the knob,

Walk on out, and get yourself a job"

Of course, I can think of several more words that rhyme with knob. But I think what you really should do is dump him, and get yourself a man who would treat you with the love and respect you so surely deserve. Good Luck.

Answer 6

How about Blob? Here's a poem....When it comes to counting, you can't get past one digit, but when you call me Felicity, you're a mental midget.

Answer 7

I am not Felicity
Are you Bob?
The poem was delicious
But getting my name wrong makes you a knob.

Answer 8

i think u are a knob
its about time u gotta job
u just sit there u lazy slob
im having an affair with bob!

i saw u with felicity
who zaps u with electricity
u'l end up full of misery
daft f**king felicity

god knows poems are s**t, y u even writing him one back when clearly he's thinking about another girl!

Answer 9

As I sit here dreaming
About my life, myself and my job
I can't help but wonder
Why I am with such a knob

Answer 10

I asked you to be romantic, pleasure me with words
your response was pathetic, it did not make me feel electric
you tried to be funny, witty and comic, laughter did not abound only dissapointment.
I asked you to try, use your hand for penmanship to put a sparkle in my eye. Instead you made me cry.
so now i shall reply, your sleeping on the couch tonight, I think you know why.
and when your feeling frisky, ready for a try, use your hand you selfish prick. you know the reason why.
I have found a new friend, who makes me feel alive.
he fills me with electricity, and he doesnt have to try
he's allways there for me, and he doesnt make me cry
all he requires is 2 batteries, then he's ready to fly.