Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop
of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to
lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the
nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. Who
is it?" calls out one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from
the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and
shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into
the room, they open the door.
"Nice Boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"
2006-09-20 01:42:03 · 15 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what does rotflmao mean?
2006-09-20 01:49:02 · update #1
thanks police and Heidi D for answering my 2nd question
2006-09-20 02:00:51 · update #2
thanks alex!
2006-09-20 02:08:46 · update #3
lol, Now that's a good joke. I hope you don't mind, I told it to my room mate and she is Lhao, so you get two answers here, we love it! Please tell another one you are funny.you are good!!!!
2006-09-20 02:39:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My A** Off
Nice joke by the way.
2006-09-20 08:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! great joke gal!
How's this one?
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....
2006-09-20 09:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao means rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off... and that's funny! haha
2006-09-20 08:57:40 · answer #4 · answered by Heidi D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny and I really liked it ha "Blind man" LOL
2006-09-20 08:47:31 · answer #5 · answered by Precious S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd rate the joke 9 -10 .
but its rather old ..
ROTFLMAO ;)
2006-09-20 09:03:32 · answer #6 · answered by Mi$s-RoMantiC 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2006-09-20 12:49:02 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1, lmao
2006-09-20 09:18:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a question or answer
2006-09-20 12:55:28 · answer #9 · answered by enriquez 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he LOL u naughty
2006-09-20 08:45:35 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋