Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.
The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France."
The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door.
"Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile,
"The next plane to France doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon".
2006-09-20 01:39:39 · 29 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked that one it was funny!!!!!Hahahaha!!!!!!!
I will give it a 9 out of 10
2006-09-20 01:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
4 -10
2006-09-20 01:57:43 · answer #2 · answered by Mi$s-RoMantiC 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sad for girls.
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2006-09-21 05:22:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Funny. It's about an 8.
Have a great day!
2006-09-20 03:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good. I'd give it 8.5 out of 10
2006-09-20 02:25:23 · answer #5 · answered by dropkickchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10 for the two one million>a guy and a prostitute have been having intercourse the guy's di_ck grew to become into in her mouth she threatened---"supply me 1000 greenbacks in any different case i wil chew it" the guy responded---"supply me 5000 greenbacks in any different case i'm going to pissss in ur mouth"
2016-10-15 05:13:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it an A+ good joke!
2006-09-20 02:31:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6.5 out of 10
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this is really nice i will give a 9 for 10.
2006-09-20 01:43:51 · answer #9 · answered by dhanush 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
2 out of 340000000 billion
2006-09-20 01:59:54 · answer #10 · answered by zulu 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋