All categories - 18 September 2006

2006-09-18 22:56:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

This married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman... almost."
The priest says, "what do you mean almost?"
The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together but then I stopped."
The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again, now say five Hail Marys and put $50 in the charity box."
The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.
The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that! You didn't put any money in the charity box!"
The man replied, "Well Father, I rubbed up against it, and you said it was the same as putting it in!"

2006-09-18 22:56:11 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

acidity? coz it slowly eats away at em? is that 1 posibility?what others?

2006-09-18 22:55:49 · 15 answers · asked by allgiggles1984 6 in Other - Health

Is there anything available where you can do a test, and it gives you your IQ, plus is reasonably accurate - so none of those pathetic little tests where every 2nd person that does it is regarded as a "genius".
Thanks.

2006-09-18 22:55:46 · 3 answers · asked by orion 3 in Standards & Testing

why would you consider policy analysis as an important asspcet of policy making?

2006-09-18 22:55:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

2006-09-18 22:55:39 · 6 answers · asked by shabnam b 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

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2006-09-18 22:55:31 · 11 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-09-18 22:55:26 · 2 answers · asked by Simmi 1 in Fashion & Accessories

Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

2006-09-18 22:55:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-18 22:55:11 · 3 answers · asked by En 1 in Tennis

Shevchenko or Andy Johnson

2006-09-18 22:55:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

2006-09-18 22:54:56 · 6 answers · asked by PAULA K 2 in Rail

2006-09-18 22:54:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-09-18 22:54:26 · 10 answers · asked by allgiggles1984 6 in Alternative Medicine

the colour of other cloth is black n my top is pink

2006-09-18 22:54:10 · 7 answers · asked by kash 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

...whilst i am away on my many work trips?

(he has to be Jewish)
(he has to be funny)
(he has to be clever)
(he has to be aged between 28 - 38)

anyone got any ideas...?

2006-09-18 22:54:10 · 18 answers · asked by spandex 1 in Singles & Dating

This is really complacated but my husband had a affair in nov of 05 and devestated me he left me and are three children I had some close friends who had a very bad marriage for years him and I started talking he left his wife for me feb 06 we are both divorced now very much in love and want to get married we were all christians when all this happened and we fell into sin bad but we are trying to fix it now I love him can god be in this marriage despite how the relationship started?

2006-09-18 22:54:03 · 20 answers · asked by pamlar 1 in Marriage & Divorce

my girlfriend just told me she found out that she had genital warts. ive only had unprotected sex with her once. how do i find out if i have genital warts? is genital warts hpv? she also wants to keep having sex, but im nervous about catching the std, if i dont already have it, what should i do?

2006-09-18 22:54:02 · 13 answers · asked by ihaveaquestion8989 1 in Mental Health

I would like advice on how to manage my time for tasks around the home and my family life.

2006-09-18 22:53:59 · 10 answers · asked by samleigh40@btinternet.com 2 in Family

i hate his guts. he does not deserve to be in the car. im tired of watching nascar and seein him 10 carlenghhts behind someone while up front they are racing side by side. i cant remember the number of times they have focuesd on him when there are drivers racing each other closer to the front. im tired of watching all these stupid commercials with him in it. why cant people look at his stats and see he is not anywhere near top level of competition. if he is so great how come he rarely wins and why has he not won championships? because he aint good. still remember the wreck where he put waltrip into the wall and waltrips car hit him and destroyed both cars. that is about the dumbest thing i have ever seen in nascar. no car got loose or anything like that he wrecked his own teammate for no reason.

2006-09-18 22:53:56 · 33 answers · asked by gordonfan24482003 2 in Auto Racing

2006-09-18 22:53:55 · 26 answers · asked by queen 3 in Family

anyone out there got any experiences on ouiji boards?.....dangerous stuff as i know from experience!

2006-09-18 22:53:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

does anyone agree its not always the case that thunder only happens when its raining

2006-09-18 22:53:24 · 17 answers · asked by dream theatre 7 in Sociology

2006-09-18 22:53:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Would you like to change anything & what & why ???

2006-09-18 22:53:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

and do you feel that actually being REAL is a quality that you have to 'admit' to rather than truely proclaim....nowadays?

2006-09-18 22:52:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Never live next door to shamans. It's all midnight goat sacrifices and pool parties with cheese & tortilla dip.

Are there any hollowed out volcanos for sale in the Bromley area?

2006-09-18 22:52:49 · 15 answers · asked by Half-Ninja, Half-Labradoodle 1 in Other - Home & Garden

2006-09-18 22:52:43 · 3 answers · asked by pckg 1 in Men's Health