This married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman... almost."
The priest says, "what do you mean almost?"
The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together but then I stopped."
The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again, now say five Hail Marys and put $50 in the charity box."
The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.
The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that! You didn't put any money in the charity box!"
The man replied, "Well Father, I rubbed up against it, and you said it was the same as putting it in!"
2006-09-18 22:56:11 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-19 18:35:27 · answer #1 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the guy who went to the same confessional and said:
"Father I have sinned. I have been tempted by a woman of dubious morals whose only aim in life is to have as much sex as possible with anyone who will accommodate her. What should I do?"
Came the reply. "Say forty Hail Mary's, put a donation of cash in the box and you will be forgiven. Oh, and before you leave write her name, address and telephone number down and give it to me."
2006-09-18 23:32:47 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
Q: When do fish go to the bathroom?
A: When they die.
Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Make a tire and call it a goodyear.
These are not originals. Got 'em from someone else.
2006-09-18 23:22:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Let the punishment fit the sin! LOL.
That's a goodie.
2006-09-19 18:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAAAA Lmao Thats a funny 1 LOOOL..
2006-09-18 23:01:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha.....good 1......
2006-09-18 22:59:58 · answer #6 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-18 23:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a really good one.
2006-09-18 23:07:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm not bad.
2006-09-19 00:22:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww... that was hilarious!!! good one.
2006-09-18 23:16:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋