Never live next door to shamans. It's all midnight goat sacrifices and pool parties with cheese & tortilla dip.
Are there any hollowed out volcanos for sale in the Bromley area?
2006-09-18 22:52:49 · 15 answers · asked by Half-Ninja, Half-Labradoodle 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
I don't know of any hollowed out volcanos (and if I did my offer would be in first) but I do know of an underground secret headquarters, 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom, fully fitted kitchen, carpeting throughout, in need of decorating, within commuting distance of Swindon.
Unfortunately it doesn't have off-road parking.
2006-09-18 23:03:42 · answer #1 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You poor thing, I can tell what kind of people they are just by the fact that they make a dip from tortilla's - tortilla's should only ever be dipped not be the dip!!!
Unfortunately all the hollowed out volcano's in Bromley are being used at the moment but have you tried:- www.movemyvolcano.com?? Apparently you choose your volcano and they will put it anywhere you want it!!
I'm having Vesuvius moved to Trafalgar Square next week!!
Hope this helps!
2006-09-18 23:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by libbyft 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortuantely all the volcanoes in Bromley has been plugged up because of the smoke-free zone status.
May I suggest Shropshire ? They are all a bit wierd there and welcome all sorts of species.
2006-09-18 23:02:17 · answer #3 · answered by Michael H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pool parties with cheese and tortilla dip?!?!?! Why the hell do you want to move!
2006-09-18 23:07:33 · answer #4 · answered by SR13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can't you report them? Yeah but it's best if you move away from that negative environment of darkness and evil plots.
Move as soon as possible.
2006-09-18 23:01:29 · answer #5 · answered by You are loved 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes but it's where they dump the goat corpses
2006-09-18 23:03:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but if you look in the right places there will be a good home for you.
2006-09-18 23:02:06 · answer #7 · answered by dm_overton 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i live next door to a bunch of noisy gothic morons so i set their car on fire was fun
2006-09-22 07:39:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just call the police then move
2006-09-24 09:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by *star* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you may have trouble selling if the Bolivians are still squatting in the shed.
2006-09-18 23:02:34 · answer #10 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋