All categories - 18 September 2006

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the
merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm
getting a boob job."

The second woman says, "Oh, that's nothing, I'm thinking of
having my asshole bleached!"

To which the first replies, "Wow, I just can't picture your
husband as a blonde!"

2006-09-18 17:27:39 · 8 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm 20/f 5'9" 132 lbs. dance major if it matters

2006-09-18 17:27:37 · 4 answers · asked by pinoro 3 in Other - Society & Culture

Has the price of gasoline gone down more in places where there is a possible change of party for representation of those areas. Are there larger price drops where important seats are at stake????? Demand drop in all areas should be close if actually determined by demand, so why the wide differance in price reduction. Reduced twice as much in some areas as in others. Where I am reduction is minimal and not much chance of party change, they will stay repulican.

2006-09-18 17:27:06 · 1 answers · asked by icheeknows 5 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-09-18 17:27:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

i was getting ready to go to bed and this hot guy showed up at my house to drop off a bday gift and my mom called me downstairs and i was in my pjs and a tank top with no bra on and my hair was a mess and he was all sweatie and he hugged me 4 times

i was so embarassed because i looked like a bum!!

2006-09-18 17:27:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

I love her, but I never see her. We've argued about this, and I said she was being distant, now she calls me like 3 times a day so I know that she cares. But I still never see her (she has good reasons 2 jobs, volunteering, school). What should I do?

2006-09-18 17:26:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-09-18 17:26:29 · 5 answers · asked by big brotha 1 in Diet & Fitness

2006-09-18 17:26:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I haven't but I wish I had. I'm sure it would make for a good story.

2006-09-18 17:26:10 · 6 answers · asked by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-18 17:26:09 · 4 answers · asked by scotto destructo 3 in Investing

My HW says to "Determine if each conjecture is true or false b ased on the given information. Explain your answer." It says "Given: collinear points X, Y, and ; Z is between X & Y. Conjecture: XY + YZ=XZ" I am struggling in this subject and need help, if u are planning to say something like "Do your own homework" keep that crap to yourself you will get reported, thx for the people that help =).

2006-09-18 17:26:07 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

little riddle. kind of easy. lol.

2006-09-18 17:26:04 · 14 answers · asked by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i just got called a jerk face for inan answer i personally thought it was reasonable and appropriate, i was accused of being racist, i mean im blk i seen a few things im not going to put more of it out there my question was to probably solve the problem, i mean if u dont like some1s question just dont reply or state u dont like it not insult the person. i mean lets help each other out

2006-09-18 17:26:02 · 13 answers · asked by life 1 in Friends

Military Time? What time is it?
Standard Time? What time is it?
Pacific Time? What time is it?
Eastern Time? What time is it?
Central Time? What time is it?

2006-09-18 17:25:58 · 15 answers · asked by Tweetalette 3 in Other - Science

I hate him because as a prez. he shouldn't lie!

2006-09-18 17:25:51 · 26 answers · asked by You're My Wonderwall 3 in Politics

My son is in the 5th grade. He is ADHD, and is taking meds. It takes him from the time he walks in the door until I just give up and make him go to bed around 9:30/10pm...I know he CAN do it quickly...he has proven that every wed. for church...if homework is not done you can't go...never fails on a wed night home is hassle free. When asked "what would you LOVE to do when you come home from school?" he says "go outside" I say if you hurry up, you can...does that help...NOOOO! It's not like I can sit beside him all day..I have a 7 yr and a 4month old..and I have DINNER to cook...tonight was the limit...I have to do something. He came home having to COPY his spelling words, vocabulary words, a math sheet and had to read a small reading story and read his AR book which is an 80 SMALL page book...Just on the written work it took him from 3:30-7pm to complete...I have him right there where I can see him..having to watch him, tell him eyes on paper, leave that alone, finish ur homework

2006-09-18 17:25:47 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Grade-Schooler

2006-09-18 17:25:46 · 7 answers · asked by dpjrocheleau 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Or other countries for that matter?

2006-09-18 17:25:41 · 3 answers · asked by newyorktocountry 2 in Immigration

I mean now days everyone thinks it's normal and they have made it accepable into our culture. But it's against everything I belive in.

2006-09-18 17:25:38 · 25 answers · asked by banana 1 in Singles & Dating

Can you guess based on my profile? Correct answer with interesting rationale gets the 10

2006-09-18 17:25:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

2006-09-18 17:25:16 · 12 answers · asked by mikerob08 1 in Singles & Dating

At night I hear racoons (just looked w/ flashlight so I know it's them) & it sounds like 1 is snarling & growling like a lion & the 2nd is screaming like in fear. Is this sex, or fighting, or trying to kill each other? It's really loud.

2006-09-18 17:25:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

Her parents are fighting and it may resalt in her moving away she's my only friend in this town. I like having friends it makes me fell comfortable around other people. she helps me talk to people I'm to shy to make to many friends and I've never been able to keep friends easily something bad happens to me and I push them away. In Escondedo I never and still don't have problems making friends. All together I've only had 7 friends within 8 years and theres been time when I've had no friends for 2 years strait and within that time I never spoke to people out of my family unless they talked to me first and then I never said the right thing to make friends. Now everyone I know think I'm stuck up... And I don't blame them. I act proud with out meaning it cuz I don't know what else to say. If I were them I'ld think I was stuck up too. What am I to do if she moves??? Help!

2006-09-18 17:25:12 · 1 answers · asked by AMIDREAMIN101 1 in Friends

Al-Qaida in Iraq warned Pope Benedict XVI on Monday that its war against Christianity and the West will go on until Islam takes over the world, and Iran's supreme leader called for more protests over the pontiff's remarks on Islam.

GO TO http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060919/ap_on_re_mi_ea/muslims_pope


we are so retarded because we welcomed them in our country, made them open mosques and gave them freedom and thats how they repay US?? by claiming war?? and protesting just because the pope stated a FACT?? he didnt insult nobody!!

2006-09-18 17:25:09 · 20 answers · asked by lauren 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-18 17:25:09 · 5 answers · asked by punjab 1 in Engineering

for guys...wen u take pictures with model where do u put ur hands?lol waist..shoulder...or......where? just curious

2006-09-18 17:25:04 · 2 answers · asked by S4m 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

I was wondering that US buys in bulk say from Saudi, how does the pricing system work.
Gas prices in Japan and Uk are so much higher, why

2006-09-18 17:25:03 · 1 answers · asked by artimouse2000 1 in Other - Business & Finance

If an elderly has an incurable disease that is killing him/her very slowly and is quite painful and wanted to die, would it be such a bad choice?

I understand about Resuscitation Orders but what about other cases where the person is miserable?

Who is to say he or she cant and they would benefit because? First and foremost, the family members would benefit with the comfort their loved one is sitll alive and secondly, society looks down upon it. But in the US, would that not be violating a persons personal rights?

Let me hear your thoughts but I implore that no one answer with "God condemns such actions..."?

2006-09-18 17:25:01 · 12 answers · asked by leikevy 5 in Philosophy

I have a laptop LCD screen with some scuffs on it and was wondering if it is okay to use toothpaste to buff them out. (I've heard of using toothpaste on mirrors and glasses to clean them)

2006-09-18 17:24:55 · 10 answers · asked by cman 3 in Laptops & Notebooks