All categories - 17 September 2006

Do you believe that the people who don't see no harm in these things are more than likely to have things happen to them?
For example, people who dabble with divination.

2006-09-17 03:00:24 · 16 answers · asked by Mary C 4 in Religion & Spirituality

A boy wanted to skip kindergarten so he could join the third graders. His teacher, shocked, took him to the principal’s office. The teacher and the principal decided to ask the boy a couple of questions as a test. “What is 3 x 3?” the principal asks. “9,” the boy answers. “What is 6 x 6?” the principal asks again. “36,” the boy answers.” The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, “I think he can go to the third-grade.” “Wait, let me ask him some more questions,” the teacher insists. The principal agrees. “What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?” the teacher asks. The principal’s eyes opened wide in horror. “Coconut,” the boy answers. “What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?” the teacher continues. The principal can’t believe his ears. “Bubblegum,” the boy replies. “You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do,” the teacher goes on. “Tent,” the boy answers. “I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.” “Arrow,” the boy answers. “Damn it, put him in the sixth grade,” the principal interrupts. “I got all your questions wrong myself!”

2006-09-17 03:00:18 · 14 answers · asked by eDraLiN 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A man wants to buy 100 cars, which have a list price of £15,000. He is offered them at a discount of 40% of the list price of the car. Which means that the cost per car is £9000. In the Fixed Assets of the Balance Sheet, is £9000 x 100 cars listed, or £15000 x 100 cars listed, and why?

2006-09-17 03:00:15 · 3 answers · asked by g s 1 in Corporations

I think Johnny Depp might just about be able to live up to my looks and complexity. Maybe...

2006-09-17 03:00:13 · 33 answers · asked by solo 5 in Movies

2006-09-17 03:00:12 · 23 answers · asked by gasp 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-17 02:59:53 · 3 answers · asked by GoogleMeBiotCH 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

A man wants to buy 100 cars, which have a list price of £15,000. He is offered them at a discount of 40% of the list price of the car. Which means that the cost per car is £9000. In the Fixed Assets of the Balance Sheet, is £9000 x 100 cars listed, or £15000 x 100 cars listed, and why?

2006-09-17 02:59:37 · 5 answers · asked by g s 1 in Small Business

Is it just me or are the muslims over reacting? I mean it was a quote not the words of the pope!

If the Catholic Church and Catholic People were to hold demonstrations every time they got critisism they would be demonstrating every day! And they do get critism every day.......direct critism! not indirect like is the case with the muslims and Pope Benidict.

P.S. A few years ago if you went to Saudi Arabia and they found a bible on you, you were refused entry!!! Muslim idiots!

2006-09-17 02:59:35 · 12 answers · asked by ActionMan 2 in Current Events

i say let them all starve for you should never let bite the hand that feeds you....

2006-09-17 02:59:31 · 10 answers · asked by shamrocks_4ever 1 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-09-17 02:59:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

Could you tell me step by step on how do i solve or find x in the problem below:

n^3-8n^2+n+42

2006-09-17 02:59:31 · 8 answers · asked by coolkenny45 2 in Mathematics

This question is for field engineers working in construction.
1_do field engineers do a lot of scheduling and estimation in general?
2_what are the main responsibilities exactly, besides being on the field?
3_suppose someone starts as field engineer for a couple of years, would this experience really matter if that person wants to be transfered to an office to work as project engineer?

2006-09-17 02:59:17 · 2 answers · asked by joett8tt 1 in Engineering

Ive always loved the name spike, but luke is a lovely name. Do i go for something a bit different yet fab, or something not so different but still lovely?

2006-09-17 02:59:16 · 51 answers · asked by sparklybrighteyes 2 in Community Service

I can't remember the rules for coming up with one, so knock yourself out.

2006-09-17 02:59:09 · 38 answers · asked by solo 5 in Polls & Surveys

A man wants to buy 100 cars, which have a list price of £15,000. He is offered them at a discount of 40% of the list price of the car. Which means that the cost per car is £9000. In the Fixed Assets of the Balance Sheet, is £9000 x 100 cars listed, or £15000 x 100 cars listed, and why?

2006-09-17 02:59:05 · 2 answers · asked by g s 1 in Investing

brings a lot of drama with her so my husband does not talk to her on myspace so the dumb girl made up another profile and now she is going by another name. I have told her to stay the hell away from the house and she keeps standing by the house hoping to be notice. And when she leaves my husbands messages i live her one back but not a very nice one, And then she goes crying to him and saying i am starting **** on line. I have done everything i can except whop her ***, like i want to since she wants to play like a grown up i will whoop her *** like one, what should i do. She thinks someone is playing games.

2006-09-17 02:59:03 · 29 answers · asked by Newlywed 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

Ask who wants a cup of tea/coffee,go to the kitchen,return 5 minutes later with their cup of tea/coffee(but not really,it`s just an empty cup!!) go towards the person as if to hand them their "hot" drink and pretend to trip forward onto them................................watch their faces when they think you`re spilling their hot drink over them!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOL



NOT advised over the elderly or people with known heart conditions or, people with a very hard slap!!!

2006-09-17 02:59:02 · 36 answers · asked by Happy. 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-17 02:58:46 · 10 answers · asked by missfattyfudgecake 3 in Other - Society & Culture

white men in ir realationships with black african women

2006-09-17 02:58:41 · 9 answers · asked by raul b 1 in Singles & Dating

I have just relocated to Colorado Springs area, I am having a hard time trying to find one of those vending machines that lets you fill your own 5 gallon jugs of water. They are usually outside big supermarkets, I just can't find one. Please let me know the location of a vending machine close by Colorado Springs area.

2006-09-17 02:58:40 · 5 answers · asked by Pochowired 2 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

Las Vegas, Miami, or New York? I'm sticking with the original...Vegas all the way!

2006-09-17 02:58:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I know a bit about chess such as there are more possible games of chess than there are grains of sand on earth. But i was still wondering Is chess just a more complicated version of Tic tac toe (noughts and crosses) in that there is a perfect counter move that black can make so that the game always ends in a draw no matter what move white makes, or is there a way in which white can win everytime no matter what move black makes, Or is being white a disadvantage and could black win everytime? Plus if there is a perfect game (beit it one that allways ends in a draw or a win) do you think that a computer will come up with it?

2006-09-17 02:58:21 · 13 answers · asked by Paul B 1 in Board Games

He eats any poo he finds, if I don't stop him in time but he prefers his own. We don't like this habit and would like to curb it. Also he likes day old, not fresh. Any comments on how to break this , he is 95 pounds about seven years old in people years, and otherwise a loving, friendly and wonderful friend.

2006-09-17 02:58:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2006-09-17 02:58:00 · 14 answers · asked by ? 4 in Careers & Employment

I'm interested in the concept of:

- Showing adequate "respect" for Islam
- Not offending Muslims

Partly because there are people who want to kill me if I do, but only partly. Like most people I'm a reasonable chap who doesn't want to cause undue offence (I know there are lots who do want to - but most don't).

Now, given that I am not a Muslim, I will not avow all the aspects of the Islamic faith that a Muslim would. I do not, for example, believe that Muhammad was a prophet. Nor do I believe that the Quran is true. These two criticisms of Islam seem to me to be inherent in the concept of "non-Muslim" - if I believed in the truth of the Quran and the prophetic status of Muhammad I would be a Muslim.

Now presumably Muslims would agree that I may follow any religion I choose (and anyone other than Islam implies the two statements above). However there are certain other criticisms that would be offensive..

Can any Muslim explain to me where the line is?

2006-09-17 02:57:57 · 15 answers · asked by anthonypaullloyd 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-17 02:57:51 · 1 answers · asked by drvon 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

and if so why? is just because of our accent? you do know you have accents too don't you?

2006-09-17 02:57:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-17 02:57:46 · 22 answers · asked by AC 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

My son wants an Xbox 360 game and I was wondering if these can be played in the regular Xbox system?

2006-09-17 02:57:45 · 6 answers · asked by coltsmommy1997 1 in Video & Online Games