A boy wanted to skip kindergarten so he could join the third graders. His teacher, shocked, took him to the principal’s office. The teacher and the principal decided to ask the boy a couple of questions as a test. “What is 3 x 3?” the principal asks. “9,” the boy answers. “What is 6 x 6?” the principal asks again. “36,” the boy answers.” The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, “I think he can go to the third-grade.” “Wait, let me ask him some more questions,” the teacher insists. The principal agrees. “What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?” the teacher asks. The principal’s eyes opened wide in horror. “Coconut,” the boy answers. “What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?” the teacher continues. The principal can’t believe his ears. “Bubblegum,” the boy replies. “You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do,” the teacher goes on. “Tent,” the boy answers. “I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.” “Arrow,” the boy answers. “Damn it, put him in the sixth grade,” the principal interrupts. “I got all your questions wrong myself!”
2006-09-17 03:00:18 · 14 answers · asked by eDraLiN 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
thanks
and too melissa n.. your advatar is WAY ugly you know you can change that stuff around right? ugly in realife then make a cute advatar... just some tips honey..
:-)
2006-09-17 06:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 10. Not bad.
2006-09-17 10:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the quetions she asked were cool but the ending wasnt that great
good job tho
2006-09-17 10:13:19 · answer #3 · answered by lexa (: 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice variation on this old chestnut.
2006-09-17 10:02:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before but its good
2006-09-17 11:10:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah there's a lot of variations and I told one once sorry â¥
2006-09-17 11:53:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it but it made me chuckle thanx
2006-09-17 10:04:40 · answer #7 · answered by HarleyzHigh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-09-17 10:19:49 · answer #8 · answered by rayrat7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Thanks for that. I might have to go back to 1st grade
2006-09-17 10:04:05 · answer #9 · answered by Pieter E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny--I guess
2006-09-17 10:04:01 · answer #10 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋