All categories - 17 September 2006

I was walking behind this man when suddenly,
he began, pip…pip…pip…pip
as he tried to walk faster to further himself from me
I was trying to slow down and hold my breath
I pity him trying his best to hold back his fart
While I was trying my best not to laugh out

2006-09-17 03:53:32 · 3 answers · asked by davmanx 4 in Etiquette

2006-09-17 03:53:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Dining Out

2006-09-17 03:53:26 · 7 answers · asked by sri 1 in Reptiles

I'll answer the questions you haven't asked, words just make things harder.
You think, I know, now I must go.
Silence is beautiful.

For Best Answer give song and artist

2006-09-17 03:53:14 · 2 answers · asked by Carl M. 4 in Music

2006-09-17 03:53:13 · 18 answers · asked by sandeep p 1 in Books & Authors

When i was 23, I married a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed.
THis made my dad my son-in0law and changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife. Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother to the widow's grouwn-up daughter who, of course, was my stepmother.
Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue. BEcause, although she is my wife, she's my grandma too.

2006-09-17 03:53:09 · 13 answers · asked by phew 2 in Friends

I would like to know where Springhill nursaries are located

2006-09-17 03:52:53 · 4 answers · asked by Sallie Csuy 1 in Garden & Landscape

Where are all the Yows. I am told that we are everywhere, but i dont know any.

2006-09-17 03:52:49 · 2 answers · asked by Goddess 2 in Genealogy

Two questions:

Why did Bush pull our US forces out of Saudi Arabia after 9/11?

IMO, the terrorists hatred of us is in part fueled by our troop presence in the Middle East, so if we left Iraq, would the terrorists leave Iraq?

No flaming, this is a provacation for some real dialogue.

2006-09-17 03:52:43 · 13 answers · asked by Lisa M 3 in Military

2006-09-17 03:52:42 · 41 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

i love many and eating cakes, but homemade cake recipes are always unhealthy and contain ingredients such as loads of sugar and margarine. are there any more healthy alternatives which i could substitute some of these ingredients for, but still produce great cakes??

2006-09-17 03:52:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2006-09-17 03:52:35 · 8 answers · asked by art k 3 in Mathematics

2006-09-17 03:52:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sociology

& I had read the book so I knew it was a fairly depressing story, but at the end of the movie it upset me so much I got hysterical & began to weep uncontrollably. I had told my b/f I really didn't want to watch it, but he kept insisting I would "Love" that movie because it was so good. He was not thrilled with my reaction & asked me was I gonna "wig out" like that at any other movies? Am I wrong to be a put off by his attitude? I tried to tell him I didn't want to see it, but he didn't listen - or wouldn't. The end was tearing me up - I watch comedies or action flix cos I hate movies like this one!! Any advice, I'd appreciate it. Thanks -

2006-09-17 03:52:21 · 14 answers · asked by pumpkin 6 in Singles & Dating

if you cant get this joke then your pathetic!

2006-09-17 03:52:16 · 15 answers · asked by Aycilla 3 in Jokes & Riddles

You know, the blood from someone with AIDS might end up in your bloodstream.

2006-09-17 03:52:11 · 19 answers · asked by hawaiian_shorts91 3 in STDs

We can't ever figure it out. Is she a cusp? and what are the traits of a person born on a cusp between Gemini and Taurus?

2006-09-17 03:52:10 · 22 answers · asked by First L 1 in Horoscopes

does anybody own this SUV yet if you do how does it drive and is it worth it

2006-09-17 03:52:06 · 2 answers · asked by jhonstennis 2 in Buying & Selling

2006-09-17 03:52:03 · 2 answers · asked by Big E 1 in Music

For my dance class, we'll be learning Swing. I'm really excited for it, and I'd really like to learn it well.

So, are there any websites that teach Swing? Perhaps with some videos or tutorials? Thanks.

2006-09-17 03:51:57 · 4 answers · asked by Link 5 in Dancing

It is getting fuel to carberator

2006-09-17 03:51:57 · 6 answers · asked by papabronsou812 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

they made me move to another state and all my familly is down at the other state

2006-09-17 03:51:52 · 6 answers · asked by katie 1 in Law & Ethics

2006-09-17 03:51:51 · 9 answers · asked by sochn9022jkl 1 in Mathematics

hi this dude in ym school keeeps tellign my best friend things about me like, i have a nice a$$ and stuff with me in a bikini on and stuff like that and he tells her thats 2 say hi to me and that im cool and stuff.. do u think he likes me? his name is billy and hes really hott

2006-09-17 03:51:49 · 18 answers · asked by peaches 1 in Friends

and gotten caught!!!

2006-09-17 03:51:47 · 31 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

couse having sex i think is only for pleasure couse we are descusting americans u could show ur wife u love her by giving her flowers there are many other ways iam not married or ever had it iam only 13 and i think iam more mature than all of u descusting ppl and dont even say iam too young couse i know many ppl make pornos or w/e its bad thats not love those are skanks we americans are descusting and i hope u all know it

2006-09-17 03:51:45 · 9 answers · asked by andralynn147 1 in Singles & Dating

A. Recycling
B. Using substitutes like plastic
C. Conservation
D. Using safe mining practices

2006-09-17 03:51:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

You can find it in 'ABLAZE' by: Larry Arnold.
Men/women(mostly) are found burnt into ashes however things around them remain unburnt, even a paper 2 inches away.
e.g. A lady was found burnt into ashes on her chair however her news paper& the chair were alright. Her partially burnt bones were visible; temp. was very high; other things were alright.

2006-09-17 03:51:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Arts & Humanities

2006-09-17 03:51:30 · 4 answers · asked by peter l 1 in Books & Authors

2006-09-17 03:51:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation