Ever see the movie "The 10 Commandments", when GOD,
(or was that charleton heston) yelled out the commandments
in his best King James english(yeah, right, 800 BC, and God
is speaking at 1500's version of a language that doesn't even exit yet)?
Well, what would god say to us in King James english if he chose
to do so in our modern day? Here's a few things I think he would
say to us
1.)What part of "thou shalt not" don't you understand?
2.)I love you and you and you and you and you and you and.........
3.)We need to talk
4.)Need directions?
5.)Big Bang theory? You've got to be kidding!
6.)Keep using my name in vain and I'll make rush hour longer!
7.)That "love thy neighbor" thing? I meant that! Really I did!
8.)My way IS the highway!
9.)Don't make me come down there! I mean it!
10.)Explain this Holy Trinity thing to me one more time.
11.)I created you, gave you live, and you go and elect Bush?
2006-09-14
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