A woman stood out on her porch and yelled, "Praise the Lord!" The athiest next door yelled back, "There is no Lord!" Well, the next day she yelled it again, and the athiest yelled his response. One day, she stood on her porch saying, "Lord, I need groceries. I cannot afford them. Please, Lord, send me groceries." The next day, the woman stepped out on her porch and saw a big bag of groceries. She yelled, "Praise the Lord!" The athiest jumps out from a bush and says, "I bought them groceries! There IS NO LORD!!!!" The woman ignores him and says, "Praise the Lord! He gave me groceroes, and made Satan over here pay for 'em!"
2006-09-13
01:03:40
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