A woman stood out on her porch and yelled, "Praise the Lord!" The athiest next door yelled back, "There is no Lord!" Well, the next day she yelled it again, and the athiest yelled his response. One day, she stood on her porch saying, "Lord, I need groceries. I cannot afford them. Please, Lord, send me groceries." The next day, the woman stepped out on her porch and saw a big bag of groceries. She yelled, "Praise the Lord!" The athiest jumps out from a bush and says, "I bought them groceries! There IS NO LORD!!!!" The woman ignores him and says, "Praise the Lord! He gave me groceroes, and made Satan over here pay for 'em!"
2006-09-13 01:03:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha!
2006-09-13 01:05:57 · answer #1 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mariah Carey walked into a doctor's office with a frog on her head. The doctor said,"May I help you?" The frog said, "Yeah,Doc, can you cut this fat,ugly growth off my a-ss?"
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2006-09-13 08:29:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the funniest joke I have heard all day
2006-09-13 08:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I agree, people are as stubborn as mules.
2006-09-13 08:19:33 · answer #4 · answered by Exousia Skotos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done !!!praise that Lady
2006-09-13 08:10:26 · answer #5 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey,thanks!! I got a laugh i so badly needed...
2006-09-13 08:12:13 · answer #6 · answered by zed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hoohoohoohoo!
That was a good laugh, thank you
2006-09-13 08:06:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really that funny.
2006-09-13 08:12:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe cute one!
2006-09-13 08:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke. LOL. LOL.
2006-09-13 10:50:39 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha! it's a simple joke, but i don't know, i had a great laugh! thanks, i needed that! you're the best today! =)
2006-09-13 08:07:33 · answer #11 · answered by Inquirer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋