Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
The receptionist wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen
minutes later, a nurse's aid came out and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, "Shingles."
So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, "Shingles" So she gave
Buford a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told Buford to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. Finally the doctor arrived and did a quick glance at Buford's naked body. He said, "where do you have the shingles?"
Buford said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?
2006-09-13
15:49:56
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