joke about shingles?

Question

Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
The receptionist wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen
minutes later, a nurse's aid came out and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, "Shingles."
So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, "Shingles" So she gave
Buford a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told Buford to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. Finally the doctor arrived and did a quick glance at Buford's naked body. He said, "where do you have the shingles?"
Buford said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?

Answer 1

lol...funny...lol

Answer 2

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Answer 3

I had shingles an afternoon earlier flying domicile to be certain my kinfolk and my record suggested I shouldn't because they're contagious. i imagine its a virulent disease and would definately be transfered to different individuals (no longer totally confident how). Edit: I had poultry pox even as i change into little and shingles probable about 6 years in the past.

Answer 4

Very good!
I have a real shingles story.
Last year I got an itchy patch on my back. A couple of my closet friends looked at it to figure out what it was since it was'nt going away but getting worse. They all agreed that it was shingles. I made an appointment with my Doctor. When I told him what I thought was the problem he took a look. He then said"why are you here?"
I told him that I just told him why. He then said" well since you already knew what you had you didn't need to be seen. It will get worse before it gets better please pay the receptionist on your way out. Have a nice day!"

Answer 5

Funny!!

Answer 6

Roofs?

Answer 7

funny

Answer 8

cool

Answer 9

I think you could have done better,but that's just me.

Answer 10

haha