CENSUS: mrs.jones how many children do you have?
MRS.JONES : 14 kids,7 boys and 7 girls..
CENSUS : wow,you have a lot of kids to feed.dont you ever know how to use pills,condoms,withdrawal or rhythm?
MRS.JONES : nope,i never used anything...just my husband's P E N I S....
TEACHER ; Class who wants to go to heaven?
everybody raise their hands except for a blonde girl,named suzy
TEACHER : why suzy,dont you want to go to heaven
SUZY : my mom said i should go home early,are we coming back early?
A naked girl rode a taxi
"why" the girl asked to the driver,looking thoroughly to her body
"is it your first time to see a naked body?"
DRIVER : hell no! i was just wondering,wher do you keep your money to pay the fare?
A woman gave birth to quadrupletsupon seeing her husband she got out of her hospital bed and slapped him shouting,"Do you see the effects of DOGSTYLE?!"
hehehe...enjoy! c",)",)
2006-09-12
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