CENSUS: mrs.jones how many children do you have?
MRS.JONES : 14 kids,7 boys and 7 girls..
CENSUS : wow,you have a lot of kids to feed.dont you ever know how to use pills,condoms,withdrawal or rhythm?
MRS.JONES : nope,i never used anything...just my husband's P E N I S....
TEACHER ; Class who wants to go to heaven?
everybody raise their hands except for a blonde girl,named suzy
TEACHER : why suzy,dont you want to go to heaven
SUZY : my mom said i should go home early,are we coming back early?
A naked girl rode a taxi
"why" the girl asked to the driver,looking thoroughly to her body
"is it your first time to see a naked body?"
DRIVER : hell no! i was just wondering,wher do you keep your money to pay the fare?
A woman gave birth to quadrupletsupon seeing her husband she got out of her hospital bed and slapped him shouting,"Do you see the effects of DOGSTYLE?!"
hehehe...enjoy! c",)",)
2006-09-12 02:43:40 · 12 answers · asked by eDraLiN 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
quite nice jokes....
2006-09-12 03:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the last one is best, and then the girl in the taxi, because that was more unexpected - where's the fare? Course why did he pick her up in the first place?
2006-09-12 02:51:22 · answer #2 · answered by Isthisnametaken2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 60's and70's have been the terrific Now, that's organic u . s . a . for me, via fact the hot age bands can not do a first rate job on rock n roll, deliver back the King..Elvis come returned...you have been on trip long sufficient.
2016-10-14 22:15:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a waste of time. except for the doggystyle one.
2006-09-12 02:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by greencaddyman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry
didnt rate them
2006-09-12 02:46:21 · answer #5 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-12 03:12:18 · answer #6 · answered by sweetone12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like them all.
2006-09-12 02:55:50 · answer #7 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it thOo
2006-09-12 02:47:07 · answer #8 · answered by nanahomie116 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA..........good ones, I laughed. >^..^<
2006-09-12 02:47:26 · answer #9 · answered by Linda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-12 02:56:29 · answer #10 · answered by Cool_dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋