A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
five-year old son playing with his new electric train in the
living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you
bas tards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the
last stop! And all of you bas tards who are getting on, get
your low-income as ses in the train, cause we are going down
the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you
come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use
nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say, "all passengers who are disembarking the
train, please remember to take all of your belongings with
you.
2006-09-08
22:50:01
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