A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
five-year old son playing with his new electric train in the
living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you
bas tards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the
last stop! And all of you bas tards who are getting on, get
your low-income as ses in the train, cause we are going down
the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you
come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use
nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say, "all passengers who are disembarking the
train, please remember to take all of your belongings with
you.
2006-09-08 22:50:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your
trip was a pleasant one."
She then hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under
your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope
you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of
you who are pis sed off about the TWO HOURS delay, please see
the bi tch in the kitchen."
he he he....howzzat?
2006-09-08 22:50:28 · update #1
hola!!!
make my stomach ache!!
lolssssss
toooooooo funny
2006-09-10 19:55:59 · answer #1 · answered by atimsa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have
boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy,
pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his
mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied
with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother:
"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks,
the dumber he gets."
2006-09-09 08:27:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Bad Boy! LOL.
Have a great Sunday!
2006-09-10 11:22:34 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to chuckle on that.... I can jsut imagine my 4 year old twins doing something like that in another year or so....
2006-09-09 07:26:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa... Now, this is a CooL joke
2006-09-09 09:13:47 · answer #5 · answered by Jasmine B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So cute
2006-09-09 07:50:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-09-09 06:28:21 · answer #7 · answered by shrey g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that's the way u do it. Very good. lol..
2006-09-09 05:59:51 · answer #8 · answered by someones sister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious
2006-09-09 08:21:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah! its the best joke
2006-09-09 08:01:27 · answer #10 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋