1 - 'Sorry. I didn't se you there, standing in the middle of the road'
2 - 'The tax disc is in the post. Probably in the same envelope as the driving license and MOT certificate'
3 - 'Actually, now you mention it, it's not my motor. It's my mates...but I don't know where he lives'
4 - 'What are you doing, officer? Posing for a Pirelli photo shoot? Well, I hope you're insured for the damage you've done to my front bumper!'
5 - 'I don't need road tax because this is officially registered as an aircraft. Check out those tail-fins'
6 - 'Is that your five pound note on the pavement?'
7 - 'I think you should know that I play golf with your chief constable'
8 - 'Actually my chauffeur handles all the paperwork. If you insist on contacting him, he's lecturing at an Amnesty International conference on 'Police Powers vs Individual Freedom'
9 - 'I think you should know that I am a Freemason'
10 - 'Is that your American Express Gold card with a blank signature strip on the pavenment?'
2006-09-06
22:57:27
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