If the police pulled you over, what would you say to them?

Question

1 - 'Sorry. I didn't se you there, standing in the middle of the road'
2 - 'The tax disc is in the post. Probably in the same envelope as the driving license and MOT certificate'
3 - 'Actually, now you mention it, it's not my motor. It's my mates...but I don't know where he lives'
4 - 'What are you doing, officer? Posing for a Pirelli photo shoot? Well, I hope you're insured for the damage you've done to my front bumper!'
5 - 'I don't need road tax because this is officially registered as an aircraft. Check out those tail-fins'
6 - 'Is that your five pound note on the pavement?'
7 - 'I think you should know that I play golf with your chief constable'
8 - 'Actually my chauffeur handles all the paperwork. If you insist on contacting him, he's lecturing at an Amnesty International conference on 'Police Powers vs Individual Freedom'
9 - 'I think you should know that I am a Freemason'
10 - 'Is that your American Express Gold card with a blank signature strip on the pavenment?'

Answer 1

As an officer I'd say the best answer is the truth. I had one person tell me they were speeding because he was late for work. He went on to say that because I pulled him over he was going to be even later and would have to make up for the lost time. Honesty pays off. I gave him a warning.

On the other hand, if you lie of make an excuse, it will probably end up with you signing a ticket. I stopped a lady for running a red light and she asked if she could get a warning. I explained to her the yellow light was her warning.

On another occasion I stopped a guy for speeding and he explained that he was wearing new boots and that his feet got stuck in the pedals. When I came back with the ticket for speeding, no insurance, expired inspection sticker, and expired plates he asked "I though I was just getting a ticket for speeding?" I explained "Sorry, my pen got stuck on the ticket."

But on the humor side on a list of top ten things not to say to an officer I have always liked:

Officer: Your eyes look blood shot, have you been drinking?
Driver: Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?

Answer 2

My step dad speeds all the time, es a criminal defence lawyer, so he just says tat hes on the way to the police station and was speeding because he was running late and doesnt want to hold the other officers up! Not always true!
The one time though he couldn't use that line, the officer asked my step dad whether or not the car was his, and my step dads response, yes, is that yours? Whilst pointing at the police car!
he wonders why he got a £400 pound fine!

Answer 3

11. Hello! I was just on my way to get a sandwich from M&S, you must be starving standing there all morning. Can I get you something and drop it by on my way back?

Don't scoff - I did this once and it worked for me! Admittedly I was only 5 mph over the limit, but my friend who was in a car about half a mile behind me was also doing 36 in a 30....and she got 3 points and 60 quid fine!

Answer 4

I have been pulled over by the police. What I tell them is the truth. If I was speeding, I apoligize to the officer and thell him that I will be more careful in the future. The officer is so impressed by my honesty that he does not give me a ticket and lets me go with just a warning.
Your anwers are all wrong and are sure to get you ticketed.

Answer 5

This question is sooooo funny, you deserve a medal honey...personally as a female I would have to choose option 4 whilst showing cleavage and fluttering the eyelashes, the latter has worked on various occasions, until they stole my car and crushed it to the size of a flippin matchbox Boo Hoo

Answer 6

you would no longer want to. Is your mate insured to force his own vehicle? if so, he can likely force yours third party purely. i do not recognize of an coverage employer that would not aid you try this. If the copper's doing his job acceptable, he will examine the pc for any previous offences, so in case you or he's established, they are going to recognize no matter if that's you or no longer once you pop into the nick with the medical doctors. Does your mate recognize your finished call, manage, submit code, date of beginning, who else you stay with, shoe length, your family individuals's names and dates of beginning? All questions he will be requested. So, in answer for your question, no, that's impossible both of you would spoil out with it, so until eventually you opt to get into extreme $h!t, i does no longer complication.

Answer 7

1. I am in a hurry, how can I get one of those bubble lights for my car.
2. Well, actually I was daydreaming.
3. I was trying to keep those old people ahead of me in sight, coz I don't know anything about all these others driving along.

Answer 8

First get out of the car and approach the policeman
Then say "Good evening officer - What seems to be the problem"

It has worked for me on several occasions!

Answer 9

You better watch out for Dawny the supercop who thinks she can patronise people on here by showing her non existent cop badge on here and telling you that she thinks people on here who say anything about cops on here however legitimate or just for a giggle is Judas!

You may hear from her later on- she barks for a while but if you ignore her she'll go away.

Answer 10

1 - 'Sorry. I didn't see you there, standing in the middle of the road'

Because I once crossed double white lines in front of a cop and when he pulled me over he actually said, you should never crossed double lines in front of a cop car and I replied, stupidly, I didn't see you there. Hehe :)