All categories - 3 September 2006

The chicken leg I was eating jumped out of my hand, reattached itself to other members in the bucket, and ran out my front door apparently seeking a head to complete its' reanimation. I am concerned he might come back for me in revenge of trying to eat him.

2006-09-03 18:14:13 · 15 answers · asked by John Blix 4 in Other - Entertainment

and i want to get her a magazine supscription but i need some ideas. shes into rap

2006-09-03 18:14:12 · 12 answers · asked by meljermel 2 in Family

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/09/04/australia.irwin/index.html

I hope the reports aren't true. He's been such a great entertainter for kids, and it would be such a shame to see him go. If the reports are true, at least he was doing something he loved.

2006-09-03 18:14:07 · 30 answers · asked by Redeemer 5 in Celebrities

What does GB means in a computer? I am trying to buy a notebook but don't know which one to buy. I will be using it for school purposes. The more GB the better how does it work

2006-09-03 18:14:06 · 14 answers · asked by mrs.rios 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

Out of the whole series, which one do you play a lot? Why?

2006-09-03 18:14:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

I know it was a few(?) weeks ago, but did any of you see this interview? What did you think of it? I watched part of it, just wondering what your opinions are?

2006-09-03 18:13:47 · 1 answers · asked by .*AnNa*. 3 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-09-03 18:13:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-03 18:13:36 · 6 answers · asked by Thomas L 1 in Music

I have been playing guitar for about 5 years, and have been playing out for about a year. My brother who is, 13, wants to start an indie band and asked me where to start. I don't know anything about indie music. How should he go about forming an indie band?

2006-09-03 18:13:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Periods lasting over 30 days.Heavy bleeding and huge blood clotsI don't have any cramps

2006-09-03 18:13:23 · 5 answers · asked by tisom33 1 in Women's Health

i was with her for two years and this giuy is a little older then me but i still like him

2006-09-03 18:13:23 · 5 answers · asked by ~Baby girl~ 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

he attempted to have sex with me once but it didnt happen so after that he started acting crazybut i still liked him but now he didnt want to spend time with me in the end so i ask for my cell phone back and hes so mad so whats up i think he was gay but i dont know

2006-09-03 18:13:23 · 9 answers · asked by Nat 3 in Singles & Dating

Affirmative Action: A politically correct term for reverse discrimination. If the state says that some discrimination is good then, clearly, more must be better … so …

Anti-Semitic: An individual who doesn’t fawn over those of Jewish descent.

Battered Spouse Syndrome: Originally called “Battered Wife Syndrome” but was recast as a unisex term to disguise the intended gender bias.

Battered Wife Syndrome: It is an end run around justice for women guilty of revenge killings, mutilations etc. Note that ‘battered’ need only be alleged. See also ‘Positive Spin’.

Blind Justice: Said to mean that race, color, creed, sex, sexual orientation, etc. will not enter into the legal judgment process. Actually means that truth and fairness won’t.

Coalition of the Willing: Quantril’s Raiders, the Jesse James Gang, the Axis Powers, etc.

Collateral Damage: When we attacked, some innocent civilians got killed. What the hell were they doing in their own country anyway?

Communism: A political system that seeks to make all citizens equal … at the bottom of the economic ladder.

Credit: A way of getting the money you won’t have tomorrow (because of high interest costs) to pay for the “must have” wants of today.

Dangerous Offender: An individual given a sentence of an indefinite duration. Lest anyone think that the law is being totally capricious, it should be noted that there are strict requirements before this label is applied: the individual must be male and must have done something or other.

Defense Department: Military organization that oversees the creation and maintenance of offensive capabilities.

Democracy: Fascist rule by the largest misinformed minority.

Due Process: Long, involved and very costly legal proceedings the courts must undertake in a case against you. i.e. innocent or guilty, you lose.

Easy Credit: Credit that is easy to obtain. Retirement for you and the debt will be another story.

English Common Law: Laws applied to the common folk; the rich are accorded better treatment.

Entertainment: Consists of a wide variety of media presentations: movies, music, television shows, sporting events, etc. A pacifier for adults.

Executive Action: Probably a criminal activity.

Executive Compensation: The amount of money it would take to feed most impoverished nations.

Executive Decision: Consensus opinion expressed by the person with the highest position in an organization.

Free Enterprise: A system whereby commercial enterprises attempt, by means fair and foul, to corner the money supply.

Free Press: Media that is unhampered by obligations to objectivity and responsible journalism. Trades on the myth that ‘free’ implies unbiased.

Free Trade: An import/export arrangement between two or more countries. Defines the starting point for cheating by all parties to the agreement.

Free Vote: A multi-billion dollar poll used to determine if the populace has been subjected to sufficient propaganda.

Freedom Fighter: A terrorist who sees things our way.

Hollywood: A center for the production of films and documentaries. Also known as ‘The Dream Factory’. Happily, its fictional portrayals clearly show that our way of life is superior.

Income Tax: You work and the government shares the reward with you.

Intelligentsia: Clearly not the press, the media, sports stars, the judiciary, politicians or the military. Must be the rest of us.

Judicial Latitude: The mechanism that allows courts to come up with radically different verdicts in two or more cases with identical facts and circumstances. Flipping a coin would yield fairer, more consistent results.

Legal Precedent: The first judge got it wrong and it has been done that way ever since.

No Taxation without Representation: Expression made popular during the American War of Independence. The public has since been given a token number of representatives who don’t listen in exchange for an exorbitant amount of taxes.

Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity: The accused is guilty but is set free because the individual appeared before an insane judge and/or jury.

Not-for-profit Organization: The people running the operation are being honest: they are in it only to fill their own pockets without attempting to delude stakeholders into believing otherwise.

Peace Keeping Force: Keeping two sides in line by the implied use of a force greater than the one that either side had to contend with previously.

Physician: A mechanic that works on humans. They know so much about maintaining health that they are immortal. Okay, so the bad ones only live twice as long as the rest of us do.

Policing Action: Military action to combat a nation or rogue state. Could also be described as “naked aggression” but that’s harder to sell.

Politically Correct: First word appropriate, second one an outright lie. An oxymoron of gargantuan proportions.

Positive Spin: Putting a positive face on a negative action or event that is wrong (by our own definition) so that we can continue to get away with it.

Presumption of Innocence: Often encapsulated in the expression: “Innocent until proven guilty”. It’s just coincidence that the mere accusation permanently destroys the reputation of those subsequently found innocent.

Professional Athlete: Individual, one generation removed from walking on his/her knuckles, who makes a fortune at a sport without which the universe could not exist.

Propaganda: False, misleading or incomplete information disseminated by our enemies. Our system would never allow that. See also ‘Free Press’.

Reality Show: A television show produced by people who clearly do not originate in this galaxy.

Socialism: A less forceful, less efficient form of communism.

Statutory law: We didn’t like the way that the common law was unfolding so we “plugged it”.

Weapons of Mass Destruction: Chemical, nuclear and biological weapons in the possession of our enemies. Ours are defensive in nature.

United Nations: Countries that are united in their inability to come up with useful solutions to the world’s problems.

Utopia: A perfect world … we aren’t there yet. Hang a left at Saturn and keep straight for three trillion light years.

2006-09-03 18:13:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Planning to experiment on encaustic, does anyone know how to use it? And not quite sure where to get it either so hope u guys can help. Thank u

2006-09-03 18:13:07 · 2 answers · asked by I AM LEY 3 in Painting

my little cousin being a little kid wants an afro and acts all stupid. He has straight hair.what should someone put on his hair to make his his hair look like an afro?

2006-09-03 18:13:03 · 5 answers · asked by who 4 in Hair

This Yahoo thing seems very good and I am trying one more here.

In 2000,when I was a grad student in another state,apartment management firm charged me $600 for something that I was not liable for. There was small crack on the kitchen floor but they said it was created by me. However,there were lots of crack in the apartment since it was very old apartment. I even videotaped all crackes in my room. I tried to resolve the issue with them. But they didn't want to even discuss about it and said that I need to pay for it.

After graduation and moving into California, I found later that they sent this to collection agency and my credit score is impacted badly with this $600 . $600 is not a big amount however,I won't pay for this since I am not responsible for this. What should I do? Should I contact credit agency and explain this? My credit is very clean except this. However,I'd like to increase my score and I don't want to have this in my credit history.

2006-09-03 18:13:03 · 6 answers · asked by namkimgsia 1 in Other - Society & Culture

Hello,
Thanks for your prompt reply. I am offering you $400 so you could sell the computer to me, I will be paying through usps money order. This is how it works, as soon as i make payment with usps and my payment is approved,they will notify both of us that, i have made payment of the amount.they will also let you know that, my payment has been approved and the money order will be mailed to your address once the item is shipped and the shipment tracking number sent to them.
I think its better and safe because, once they approve payment, its sure that the seller or whoever thats involved will definately receive the money order and thats why it takes them hours to approve after payment.The money order will be delivered to your door step upon approval of payment by usps.
Payment will be mailed to you by first class mail your address in 3 to 5 business day first class mail, once its processed.
As soon as payment tracking number is given unto you which signifies that payment

2006-09-03 18:12:59 · 9 answers · asked by zhao3738 2 in Advertising & Marketing

we are biz partners,she's the designer and i present her work to clients. im very effective in presenting artworks but my problem is that the job is finished at the last minute with little time to review the materials.

2006-09-03 18:12:47 · 8 answers · asked by G P 1 in Careers & Employment

if your an atheists then there is no hope and besides it doesn't help you. why take the chance there might be a hell you never know till your dead

2006-09-03 18:12:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

can u guys explain it to me??

2006-09-03 18:12:43 · 4 answers · asked by XxSillay_ladiixX 1 in Other - Entertainment

Crocodile Hunter's death has changed my mood! Sorry and good night!

2006-09-03 18:12:36 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My sister holds her fork in an interesting way. She holds it so that her index (pointer) finger is almost touching the back of the prongs. Is this wrong? What is the right way to hold a fork if you're right handed people in North America?

2006-09-03 18:12:35 · 8 answers · asked by divachic_gurl 1 in Etiquette

=)

2006-09-03 18:12:23 · 10 answers · asked by muffin pirate XD 1 in Dental

Matlock is on.

2006-09-03 18:12:22 · 4 answers · asked by John Blix 4 in Other - Entertainment

I WANT TO LOSE 25LBS seriosly " i want to lose it so i can be back at my normal weight at 130. do youu know of any diet pill that will work? im middle age 37 and i need to get back in those jeans i so desperatly want to fit into again...Serious Advise Please....

2006-09-03 18:12:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

they always say that in old werewolf movies

2006-09-03 18:12:19 · 4 answers · asked by Big hands Big feet 7 in Garden & Landscape

no...not to get out of the proposal cos he begged for forgiveness

2006-09-03 18:12:10 · 16 answers · asked by yep ive left 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-03 18:11:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

What to do to impress your crush in school?

2006-09-03 18:11:53 · 13 answers · asked by Mhikko 2 in Friends