The chicken leg I was eating jumped out of my hand, reattached itself to other members in the bucket, and ran out my front door apparently seeking a head to complete its' reanimation. I am concerned he might come back for me in revenge of trying to eat him.
2006-09-03 18:14:13 · 15 answers · asked by John Blix 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
actually, you shouldnt be worrying about the reanimated chicken...worry about that giant lobster outside your door.
2006-09-03 18:19:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
become a hermit.
nail all your doors and windows shut
dig a secret tunnel underground your house and have it exit out the nearest manhole in the road, around your neighborhood.
invest in tasers, give one to each member of your family.
be sure to remind your children, anyone caught abusing them will be grounded.
and go to work for kentucky fried chicken, as they have attacking chicken insurance, for an additional premium.
2006-09-04 01:24:07 · answer #2 · answered by ASLotaku 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What you are experiencing, is the first stage of three stages of advanced "Bird Flu"...You need to seek out professional treatment, as soon as possible! Every second, is crucial...Go Now!
2006-09-04 01:20:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What can a headless, fried chicken actually do to you? Lodge itself under your front porch and rot? How bad could that be?
2006-09-04 01:24:07 · answer #4 · answered by warehaus 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Become a vegan. But, then again, maybe the carrots will chase you. Hee hee.
2006-09-04 01:19:03 · answer #5 · answered by RiverGirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should call Martha Stewart or
Wolfgang Puck, they probably can help
you and give you some suggestion! ;)
2006-09-04 01:28:05 · answer #6 · answered by Kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat it before it gets the chance to run away!!!!
2006-09-04 01:20:43 · answer #7 · answered by Dom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you would have looked closer you would have realized that you just got jacked for your chicken leg by some thug cockroaches...LMAO....
2006-09-04 01:28:22 · answer #8 · answered by Marvin C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup, it's just a matter of time! lol!
2006-09-04 01:16:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Either you are very funny, or need a shrink :-)
2006-09-04 01:16:50 · answer #10 · answered by Kali_girl825 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋