All categories - 1 September 2006

2006-09-01 21:00:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me and my mam are treating ourselves to this.
Can you tell us what to expect please?

2006-09-01 20:59:47 · 3 answers · asked by gavsmam 2 in Other - Health

These are genuine extracts from letters received by the Ministry of Social Security which deals with public welfare . (Original spelling)

1. I am glad to state that my husband dies yesterday. I will be glad if you will get me a pension. If you don't hurry up with it, I will have to get public resistance.

2. I cannot get eternity benefit in spirt of the fact that I have seen the insistence officer. I have 8 children. What can I do about it ?

3.I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole. I am visited regularly by the clergy. Will you writ to the pensins minister for me as I don't know which church he is in charge of? I can do wiht a pensin as I have no clothes on for a year.

4. I am enclosing my marriage certificate with 3 children. One of them is a mistake as you will see when you look into it. I am writing to say my younges is born two years old. Why am I not getting allowance for it ?

5.I enclose certificate with six children. One of them is a twin and dead. You asked if he is christened. Yes, he was baptised on half a sheet of paper by a certain chaplain in the Salvation Army.

6. The man I live with won't work as he wants to know if my husband is dead. Will you search the records for him and let me know?

7. I should like to get more pension since my son is in charge of a spittoon (mean platoon). I got separation money when he listened (means enlisted). You want to know what part he was wounded. If it is all the same to you, he was wounded in the Dandy Nell (Dardenelles).

8. I am writing to you truly, yes, I was confirmed with a boy weighing 70 pounds. Let me know if this is what you want to know, because I have fallen into error with the landlord and need it badly to pay the rent.

9. In accordance with you instructions I gave birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

10. I want money bad as quick as you can send it. I have been in bed with the doctor for a week, and he doesn't seem to be doing any good. If things don't improve I will have to get another doctor.

11. Milk is need for baby. Father unable to suppy it.

12. Re your dental enquiry. The teeth at the top are all right, but the ones in my bottom are hurting terrible.

13. Please send me a form for cheap milk. I have a baby 2 months old and did not know anything about it until a neighbour told me.

14. Please send me a form for milk as I am stagnant.

15. Please send me a form for cheap milk for having babies at reduced rates.

16. My son has been unable to attend school. He has had diarrhoea through a hole in his shoe

2006-09-01 20:59:39 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-01 20:59:32 · 14 answers · asked by theo j 1 in Religion & Spirituality

when i am on yahoo messinger my really name appers and not my users name how do i stop it. and all so its on its in my yahoo messinger at the top. how do i change it.ty

2006-09-01 20:59:31 · 1 answers · asked by mark t 1 in Internet

2006-09-01 20:59:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

in my search it says here that there are 4 types of markets to consider in pricing; pure competition, monopolistic competition, oligopolistic competition, and pure monopoly... what are its different definitions and how are those related to pricing?????? i hope you can help me.........

2006-09-01 20:59:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Advertising & Marketing

ya know i have a friend that came out to be my worst nightmare
she is a traitor!!!! and i cannot forget the things that she has done
to me and i want to give her a gift that she will never forget...
a gift that will also be her worst nightmare!!!!
i know this sounds crazy and bad and everything?
but she deserves it!!

2006-09-01 20:58:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

i use to believe it but now im not so sure. does anyone have an opinion and good reasons supporting it?

2006-09-01 20:58:28 · 18 answers · asked by xsummermagikx 2 in Philosophy

I recently picked up a PS1 (I know, I'm behind the times, the only console I had before this was an SNES). I've heard it, along with the SNES, is the best platform for RPG's. Can anyone recommend me any? Right now I'm playing through Chrono Cross and it's quite possibly the best game I've ever played, and I have FF7 lined up next. Off of the Final Fantasy grid, though, what are some good ones?

2006-09-01 20:58:27 · 5 answers · asked by angk 6 in Video & Online Games

2006-09-01 20:58:09 · 7 answers · asked by trash c 1 in Teaching

i have a 11 yr old germen sheperd suffering from paralysis. this is causing a lot of problem when he urinates.i know that dog diapers are available in U.S.A. i want to know if i can find them in india too.i will be greatful to u for ur help.
thankyou.
aditi

2006-09-01 20:57:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2006-09-01 20:57:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I feed my dog with some boiled minced chicken, rice, a little garlic(to cause their blood to be disgusting for fleas), water, solid dog food, some chushed carrots, and 2 pinches of salt mixed together...

2006-09-01 20:57:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

it is NOT ILLEGAL to drive past someone's house. he can drive past as many times as he chooses. so how the f****ck do i report it to the police?

2006-09-01 20:57:41 · 21 answers · asked by jay dee 1 in Singles & Dating

some things went missing in my house and my mom is blameing it on me.everyone in my family is ignoreing me and they think im a thief.

2006-09-01 20:57:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2006-09-01 20:56:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

my little sister is in the 4th grade. i haev noticed girls in her grade are already developing a sense of style but not a conservative style if i do say so myself. the incoming freshmens at my highschool happen to be filled with girl who have had sex since the 7th grade. is innocence disappearing? why are children maturing so fast?

2006-09-01 20:56:51 · 9 answers · asked by xsummermagikx 2 in Philosophy

Im a year 8 S.E.A.L student ( selct entry accelerated learning) and i need soem information on linear graphs including termonology and levels of difficulty etc.

2006-09-01 20:56:42 · 6 answers · asked by kevin d 4 in Homework Help

IF YOU ARE ( 50 AGES) A GOOD DAD,DIVORCED A FEW YEARS AGO, NOW YOU WANT TO BE WITH A NEW WOMAN(25 AGES), WHO SO YOUNGER THAN YOU. THEREFORE YOUR DAUGHTER (17 AGES)DONT LIKE. SHE TRY TO STOP THIS AND WANTS YOU GET BACK TO HER MOM. BUT THAT LOVE GONE...YOU AND YOUR WIFE DONT LOVE TOGETHER ANY MORE. NOW YOU WANT TO HAVE THIS WOMAN FOR YOUR LIFE,THAT IS TRUE LOVE AND SO DEEP THAT MAYBE NOONES CAN UNDERSTAND. AND THIS WOMAN ALSO LOVE YOU TRUE. SO, THEN HOW WILL YOU HAVE TO DO?

2006-09-01 20:56:30 · 6 answers · asked by XXX 1 in Marriage & Divorce

My question is about a scene that happens towards the end of the movie, when Jimmy sends Karen to take her pick of dresses.... Karen freaks out after walking a few ways down that path and takes off in fear she was going to be killed. Was Karen just being paranoid that Jimmy was going to kill her, or was her intuition correct ---and Jimmy had planned on killing her, which is why he sent her to “pick out some dresses”?

2006-09-01 20:56:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-01 20:56:24 · 12 answers · asked by b happy n healthy!!! 1 in Religion & Spirituality

There are some numerical discrepancies in the Qur'an:

ONE: 39:73, 41:30 [the Garden], 57:21 [a Garden], 79:41 [the Garden], or
MANY: 18:31, 22:23, 35:33, 78:32 [each time: "Gardens"]?

The plural "Gardens" has to refer to at least three because if it/they were two, then the Arabic would use the dual form of the noun. Therefore this is a discrepancy of at least 200% from "one" to "several".

and if "the garden" is "a garden" consisting of many "gardens" each of which can be referenced as "a garden". ..then why can't you beleive that there are 3 parts of God...Jesus, Holy Spririt, God...that is three...but Christians say that is one...

2006-09-01 20:56:12 · 9 answers · asked by turntable 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-01 20:55:53 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

First was Singapore Idol, followed by Project Superstar, School Superstar,Superband etc .What exactly is the catch? Well the slogan "CALL & VOTE for yr favorite if you want them to stays"Sounds good but its the audience,teenagers even KIDS' money that all these TV shows are targeting.End of the day its the people who organised & planned these programmes who are laughing their way to the bank.Do these people have a conscience Give us a BREAK!

2006-09-01 20:55:48 · 10 answers · asked by chasen54 5 in Other - Entertainment

I dont understand why women worry so much about what some **** of a guy thinks of her legs waist and breasts. hell if you act and feel sexy then you are sexy, guys can be thin fat beerbeellied ugly ignorant f*****s and they dont care they still get pretty sexy women , surely it works both ways?????

2006-09-01 20:55:43 · 13 answers · asked by shaggy629 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-01 20:55:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music