These are genuine extracts from letters received by the Ministry of Social Security which deals with public welfare . (Original spelling)
1. I am glad to state that my husband dies yesterday. I will be glad if you will get me a pension. If you don't hurry up with it, I will have to get public resistance.
2. I cannot get eternity benefit in spirt of the fact that I have seen the insistence officer. I have 8 children. What can I do about it ?
3.I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole. I am visited regularly by the clergy. Will you writ to the pensins minister for me as I don't know which church he is in charge of? I can do wiht a pensin as I have no clothes on for a year.
4. I am enclosing my marriage certificate with 3 children. One of them is a mistake as you will see when you look into it. I am writing to say my younges is born two years old. Why am I not getting allowance for it ?
5.I enclose certificate with six children. One of them is a twin and dead. You asked if he is christened. Yes, he was baptised on half a sheet of paper by a certain chaplain in the Salvation Army.
6. The man I live with won't work as he wants to know if my husband is dead. Will you search the records for him and let me know?
7. I should like to get more pension since my son is in charge of a spittoon (mean platoon). I got separation money when he listened (means enlisted). You want to know what part he was wounded. If it is all the same to you, he was wounded in the Dandy Nell (Dardenelles).
8. I am writing to you truly, yes, I was confirmed with a boy weighing 70 pounds. Let me know if this is what you want to know, because I have fallen into error with the landlord and need it badly to pay the rent.
9. In accordance with you instructions I gave birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
10. I want money bad as quick as you can send it. I have been in bed with the doctor for a week, and he doesn't seem to be doing any good. If things don't improve I will have to get another doctor.
11. Milk is need for baby. Father unable to suppy it.
12. Re your dental enquiry. The teeth at the top are all right, but the ones in my bottom are hurting terrible.
13. Please send me a form for cheap milk. I have a baby 2 months old and did not know anything about it until a neighbour told me.
14. Please send me a form for milk as I am stagnant.
15. Please send me a form for cheap milk for having babies at reduced rates.
16. My son has been unable to attend school. He has had diarrhoea through a hole in his shoe
2006-09-01 20:59:39 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny....... and a little bit scary. But suddenly I feel incredibly intelligent!
2006-09-02 00:39:47 · answer #1 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the certainty of this project is only money. case in point a nurse getting to an unlawful guy or woman could desire to surely ask for a social protection card or some state issued identity. yet they don't, using fact they cope with their funds in keeping with materials. in the event that they recieved 20 million final twelve months serving illegals and that they start up not attending them this twelve months, their expenses will drop significally, so as that they gets much less money. the comparable ensue with illegals getting GED's, Medicare, college Loans, etc.
2016-10-01 05:09:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. These are funny. LOL.
But, you know....illiteracy is rampant the world over, and that is really sad.
Hope you have a good Sunday.
I enjoy your jokes so much.
2006-09-03 05:01:56 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow
2006-09-01 22:04:46 · answer #4 · answered by anita_reel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad to see that there are illiterate morons all over the world.
2006-09-01 21:06:08 · answer #5 · answered by maxwell3030 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha the first one was great lol ♥
2006-09-03 07:15:38 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha LOL... this is amazing...
2006-09-01 22:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by Suraj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋