All categories - 28 August 2006

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the e-mail about cockroach
larvae
in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with
every envelope that needs sealing. I also have to scrub the top of
every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny
Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I
receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me
for
participating in their special e-mail program. I’m also waiting to
receive my winnings from the Dutch email lottery and the proceeds
from
helping those poor Nigerian women whose husbands have been
assassinated and who are
having trouble finding a place to store the millions they had
accumulated.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if
I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
minutes.


I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels
looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can
remove toilet stains.

2006-08-28 01:22:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 01:22:10 · 9 answers · asked by love2 1 in Polls & Surveys

am considering buying a property in phuket (thailand) for personal use and investment. its could be an empty lot, a house, or an apartment. any advice on that matter would be great.

thanks

2006-08-28 01:22:05 · 5 answers · asked by Mo 1 in Thailand

2006-08-28 01:22:00 · 13 answers · asked by zwats05 1 in Football (American)

2006-08-28 01:21:55 · 13 answers · asked by sanat 3 in Law & Ethics

Can tell me the recipe and websites where i can find a lot of recipes?

2006-08-28 01:21:50 · 5 answers · asked by hex_yeo92 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-08-28 01:21:48 · 8 answers · asked by love2 1 in Polls & Surveys

and does it anger you when a bartender lists Jameson as a Scotch.

2006-08-28 01:21:46 · 15 answers · asked by Me 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2006-08-28 01:21:45 · 4 answers · asked by Nasika 2 in Other - Destinations

Luther and Calvin did.

2006-08-28 01:21:44 · 15 answers · asked by zorro 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-28 01:21:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

our school pta theme this year is PTA rocks your world. We need a graphic (doesn't have to be animated) that has a world or earth sitting in a rocking chair. We need it for our web page and newsletter. Any help is greatly appreciated.

2006-08-28 01:21:21 · 1 answers · asked by coachls 4 in Other - Computers

I love this girl and I pre-tend she is in my bed I get her food and act as if she is there when I come in the room and we even makeout sometimes than we watch tv and and we many things how do I get to do this with the real one? Since she lives across town am 14 btw I wish I could drive. When on the computer my imaginary girlfriend is also by my side she is write here watching what I type I also get nazhia when thinking about the real one.

2006-08-28 01:21:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-28 01:21:13 · 7 answers · asked by justyankeez 1 in Teaching

am considering buying a property in phuket (thailand) for personal use and investment. its could be an empty lot, a house, or an apartment. any advice on that matter would be great.

thanks

2006-08-28 01:21:07 · 2 answers · asked by Mo 1 in Renting & Real Estate

or throw crude oil on him?

2006-08-28 01:21:06 · 15 answers · asked by smart@$$ 3 in Religion & Spirituality

every time i have sex on our mind but it catches fire whenever i look at a sexy gorgeous girl or lady so is it normal or not

2006-08-28 01:21:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

It happened whel my PC got hanged. After running scandisk, the pc is rectified and all programmes open except word and excel. Please help ?

2006-08-28 01:20:58 · 9 answers · asked by v_misra 1 in Software

Conversion formulae for Liter to Cubic Meter

2006-08-28 01:20:53 · 11 answers · asked by J.S.Nair 1 in Engineering

2006-08-28 01:20:48 · 1 answers · asked by anuja 1 in Other - Hardware

2006-08-28 01:20:43 · 5 answers · asked by puru 1 in Small Business

opposite question - who do you think is the nicest, best, kindest person alive on earth?

2006-08-28 01:20:41 · 15 answers · asked by delmore 2 in Polls & Surveys

this a concerned black mormon. how does one look to the future as a single adult with the question of interracial marriage still an issue for some members and most singles known to myself(granted members are humans and are capable of mistakes). marriage we believe is a very important aspect of our missions here on earth, but honestly prospects of marriage are dim for those of us with a different skin colour or originating from a different culture and please correct me if im wrong. not looking to discredit my church in anyway but it is a great hindering factor for family or friends of the ethnic minority who wish to know more about our church

2006-08-28 01:20:40 · 4 answers · asked by loretta_2006 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Yes an outfit.Many of you may be designers or may have some creativity in them.Iwant an oufit for an eighteen yaer old indian girl for formal wear.Come share your creativity.

2006-08-28 01:20:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

Ever since our parents got together we have had a great relationship but over the past year we have grown much closer and have been dating. Our parents have no idea. We have staretd discussing taking our relationship to the next level but we are a little unsure because we are step siblings. Oh by the way it is by marriage we dont share any parents.

2006-08-28 01:20:20 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I am presenting this essay for a structure of a comparison contrast essay review and would like to have more background on when and where it was orginally published and why it was or wasn't appropriate for the expected audience.

2006-08-28 01:19:59 · 1 answers · asked by mousehth72 5 in Books & Authors

2006-08-28 01:19:58 · 6 answers · asked by mathewstreet_01 1 in Other - France

2006-08-28 01:19:56 · 4 answers · asked by LARGE MARGE 5 in Military

i don't know what feeling i gone through,but my body really feel hot when he touch me. is it really normal?first time always like that?

2006-08-28 01:19:53 · 6 answers · asked by winnie 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-28 01:19:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories