I thought this was somewhat funny?

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I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the e-mail about cockroach
larvae
in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with
every envelope that needs sealing. I also have to scrub the top of
every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny
Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I
receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me
for
participating in their special e-mail program. I’m also waiting to
receive my winnings from the Dutch email lottery and the proceeds
from
helping those poor Nigerian women whose husbands have been
assassinated and who are
having trouble finding a place to store the millions they had
accumulated.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if
I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
minutes.


I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels
looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can
remove toilet stains.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible
mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like
a water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make
these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their
cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes
cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the
microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me
for life.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch
the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping
gas.
When I do buy my gas, I now remove my shoes before I get out of the
car to be sure I don’t ignite a
spark and send myself, my car and the poor innocent bystanders to
kingdom come when the entire

gas station explodes.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be
pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with
a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a
number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda,
Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't even pick up the $5.00 bill I
dropped in
the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex
molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

Thank you for being one of my 100 closest friends and letting me know
these things.

Now, If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the
next
70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at
5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest
your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur
because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's
ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician... Have a
wonderful day....



got this in an email it gave me a laugh

Answer 1

This was pretty good. It made me laugh a little.

Answer 2

i like those e mails they make me smile

Answer 3

thank you for the laugh,,i needed it lol

Answer 4

FUNNY