All categories - 27 August 2006

I mean we dated before but broke up and now he calls and is all ova me and i dunno wat that means if he wants to date again or wat im so confuse i appreciate all ur comments

2006-08-27 15:42:22 · 7 answers · asked by Chelle 1 in Singles & Dating

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."


(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)

2006-08-27 15:42:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The aquarium is 100 gallon with a chiller that has sent my electric bill through the roof.

2006-08-27 15:42:11 · 6 answers · asked by punjab 1 in Fish

2006-08-27 15:42:11 · 19 answers · asked by xxjrkkrjxx 1 in Astronomy & Space

Iron Maiden & Dio
Metallica & Megadeth
Danzig & Type O Negative
Ozzy & Motorhead

2006-08-27 15:42:09 · 6 answers · asked by metal maniac 3 in Polls & Surveys

Please explain. Was there more than one host? How can I find out more about Joe. That boy is a looker! I'll help him find a clue any day!

2006-08-27 15:42:07 · 9 answers · asked by eddysmomma 4 in Television

my 10 year old cousin has cancer but he live in missisipi and i live in virginia what can i do for him?

2006-08-27 15:42:02 · 13 answers · asked by novaicedogs9 4 in Family

I am 15 years old.I'm 5'8" 150 lbs, I am emo, my usuall outfit is tight ripped jeans and a black t-shirt. I have medeum length hair with the bangs swept across. My hair is died black. I wear eyeliner and sometimes paint my nails black. I listen to Taking Back Sunday, Marylin Manson, AFI, Red Jumpsuit Apperatus, and a bunch of other bands. I am really sweet and funny. There is a void in my life, will you be the one to fill it?
Also, PLEASE dont report me!!!I dont mean to bother anybody.

2006-08-27 15:41:57 · 9 answers · asked by rockandroll5556 2 in Friends

I run for a serious Division I cross country team. We just got a new coach and he's very Remember the Titans'ish. Problem: For bonding purposes, we picked teams of 4 for reasons we didn't know. We just found out we have to run a 5 mile course and carry 2 watermelons per group. You can use anything to carry them but all of the team members have to run together. First team to cross the line wins. Any suggestions?

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2006-08-27 15:41:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Olympics

started my own business this year (3 months ago) and earn about $3500/month. i want to report my income as aroudn $60K when I file for tax returns this year. I know reporting LESS is illegal and saw many people getting in trouble for doing that but how about the opposite? (Is it even possible anyway? it surely is not if i'll have to show them my bank statements to proove)

2006-08-27 15:41:46 · 6 answers · asked by Jan K 1 in United States

I just found out a week ago that my blood sugar level was high. My Doc has told me that other tests need to be done this week, to determine which type we are dealing with. Because of the black outs, and lethargy; should I be driving? I have had episodes in the past where I've had to pull over, that frightens me! I could use some good advice from people who are educated in signs and symptoms of this disease! Thank You, starbuck1951

2006-08-27 15:41:45 · 20 answers · asked by starbuck1951 1 in Diabetes

My 12 yr. old stepsons math teacher gave him afterschool detention. She basically just sent a letter home Friday saying the he has afterschool detention Monday and to have him picked up at 3:45. We don't pick him up, he rides the bus to a neighbors house, because we don't get home any sooner than 6:00. This has made me and my husband furious. It seems like the teacher has no sympathy for working parents in handling detention this way. She should have spoken to us at the beginning of school and asked us if after school detention would be a problem for us. We have to both work to support our kids and it seems like the teacher just thinks that we should drop what we are doing, leave work and come to the school whenever she wants us to, and is not concerned with whether or not it is difficult for us or not. Do you do this with your students, and how should we calmly handle this?

2006-08-27 15:41:42 · 6 answers · asked by LittleMermaid 5 in Teaching

2006-08-27 15:41:32 · 5 answers · asked by bananapuddingwithcoolwhip 2 in Diet & Fitness

10 pts to whoever can answer this correctly

2006-08-27 15:41:30 · 11 answers · asked by ivanwave 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I have a female cat that cries and whines constantly for food. she is getting proper nutrition and she gets fed dry food, can food and treats EVERYDAY. She wakes me up sometimes just meowing at me and when i get up she runs to her food bowl thats already full. I know she likes can food better than dry but she eats the dry too sometimes. she is already slightly overweight- What can I do about this? Shes more annoying than a baby some days!

2006-08-27 15:41:27 · 18 answers · asked by ChrissyLicious 6 in Cats

that were on earth with u more

2006-08-27 15:41:24 · 15 answers · asked by donielle 7 in Religion & Spirituality

hey friends jesus died on the cross shed his blood to wash away our sins. turn to jesus today i tel you nay but except ye repent ye shall all likewise perish . romans 3-23 for for all have sinned come short of the glory of god. romans 10-13 for whosever shall call upon the name of the lord shall be saved . jesus cares for u wants us have a home in heaven someday . for the lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout with the vocie iof te archangel and with the trump of god and te dead in christ shall rise first . get ready for the rapure ansd repent of your sins today turn to jesus please. call on jesus today tell him to save u and he will save u and forgive u of your sins . for grace are ye saved through faith and that not of yourselves : it is te gift of god : not of works lest any man should boast ephesians 28-9

turn to jesus satan hates us al

2006-08-27 15:41:18 · 21 answers · asked by Rodney C 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I am 15 years old.I'm 5'8" 150 lbs, I am emo, my usuall outfit is tight ripped jeans and a black t-shirt. I have medeum length hair with the bangs swept across. My hair is died black. I wear eyeliner and sometimes paint my nails black. I listen to Taking Back Sunday, Marylin Manson, AFI, Red Jumpsuit Apperatus, and a bunch of other bands. I am really sweet and funny. There is a void in my life, will you be the one to fill it?
Also, PLEASE dont report me!!!I dont mean to bother anybody.

2006-08-27 15:41:11 · 7 answers · asked by rockandroll5556 2 in Singles & Dating

I'm a girl. Should start wiht that... anyways it stings like really bad when i pee and once i finish peeing it feels like i am still peeing... idk what to do. My family isn't really like open so i can't be like mom take me to a doctor i have a stinging vagina... please help me. I shower and bathe everysingle day and wash my body well including down there.

2006-08-27 15:41:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

Any female celebrity ringing in at 5’9” or higher qualifies — most models do.

For example, Mandy Moore.

2006-08-27 15:41:04 · 6 answers · asked by blooutflash 3 in Celebrities

mines 44 because wen i played tackle football when i was in 4th grade tht was my number

2006-08-27 15:41:04 · 22 answers · asked by Katrina 1 in Current Events

Does Anyone have any recomended sites for buying girls toddlers wide width shoes?Thank you for your suggestions..

2006-08-27 15:40:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

AHHH!! I was just watching my betta fish swim around when I noticed that under his gills there is a big bump!! Is it just that i am overfeeding him and he is obese?? And i also noticed that his colour is dulling. His whole head is a yellowish maybe dirty yellow colour. I don't know if he is sick! And what can I do?

2006-08-27 15:40:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

If you dont like the movie dont comment cause I dont care about YOUR opinion, this is for fans.
What is your favorite scene. mine is when Franken furter throws back his cape and reveals himself while singing sweet transvestite

2006-08-27 15:40:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-27 15:40:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anna 2 in Celebrities

If you are not, how old are you?
Just curious at how many people are a certain age.

2006-08-27 15:40:37 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its the one being played while the french guy is dancing through the laser beams. He's explaining to Ocean how he stoll the egg.

2006-08-27 15:40:37 · 7 answers · asked by The Don 1 in Movies

2006-08-27 15:40:36 · 3 answers · asked by Sandy S 1 in Other - Education

i did a spyware scan and it detected an objet so i then deleted it but im not sure that should i restart the computer after i delete the object?

answer this the ebst and ill pick u as the ebst answer!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-27 15:40:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security