All categories - 26 August 2006

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "b*itch" and the women called the man a "ba*stard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bi*tch and ba*stard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dic*k".

Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and d*ick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shi*t" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fuc*k" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your di*cks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the sh*it off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ******* the turkey

2006-08-26 05:28:41 · 30 answers · asked by tejas_fundo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

If my wife says she is going out for ten minutes it usually ends up nearer an hour, if I ask my daughter to do something she always says "in a minute" but she certainley takes longer than that, do they work on their own timescale and wear secret womens watches ?

2006-08-26 05:28:38 · 20 answers · asked by banditblue1200 4 in Family

If all political parties, not just the Democrats and Republicans, were viable and had a chance of winning during an election, and you didn't have to worry about "throwing your vote away", who would you vote for?

2006-08-26 05:28:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2006-08-26 05:28:31 · 4 answers · asked by Squirrel97too 1 in Football (American)

A man a plan a canal panama, three wise chickens were crossing the road, which is the wisest, if there are fourteen legs on a piano, how many are on a unicycle?

2006-08-26 05:28:27 · 20 answers · asked by Jaswanconnetto 1 in Jokes & Riddles

You could also get strawberry flavour, I think?!

2006-08-26 05:28:24 · 10 answers · asked by Stigma 2 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

2006-08-26 05:28:19 · 9 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

I can't find the answer to this question. If you could please let me know where you got your data from.. there's a lot of money on the line. Thanks

2006-08-26 05:28:19 · 6 answers · asked by SharkB8 1 in Auto Racing

I am not happy with my country at all. I probably feel the same way most people do about America and Americans. We say we are a free country, but we have so many laws we can hardly do anything without breaking one. I'm curious what you think.

2006-08-26 05:28:17 · 57 answers · asked by taniaderina 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-26 05:28:16 · 6 answers · asked by ashley h 1 in Hair

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2006-08-26 05:28:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

I mean the questions on here.

2006-08-26 05:28:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I really liked Aisleyne, loved Pete, found Nikki Hilarious and really didn't see the appeal of Glynn.

2006-08-26 05:28:04 · 17 answers · asked by helen p 4 in Television

2006-08-26 05:28:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

2006-08-26 05:27:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2006-08-26 05:27:46 · 10 answers · asked by Mr.happy 4 in Politics

2006-08-26 05:27:45 · 13 answers · asked by JD 4 in Philosophy

does this happen to you ? Im always by myself and i hate it . I make firends and such and Im very social but i always end up alone. Its getting tired. Maybe people think im wierd or something .
Im shy to call people to do stuff but im superoutgoing. why am i scared about what people think of me? i think im going crazy

2006-08-26 05:27:44 · 10 answers · asked by dramaqueen 3 in Friends

I think my friends r talkin bout me behind my back, & if I ask them they r goin 2 say no, what should i do.

2006-08-26 05:27:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2006-08-26 05:27:42 · 6 answers · asked by Scott 1 in Software

2006-08-26 05:27:41 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Languages

What they think just becuz they change the name we're not al still gonna be here and just magically dissapear or something? Ha, I'm about to ask twice as many questions from now on...hell. We're not stupid.

2006-08-26 05:27:36 · 14 answers · asked by K 3 in Adolescent

My 75 year old mother woke up this morning complaining of a sore spot on her leg that hurts and is hot to the touch. The spot is on/within one of many existing varicose veins on her right calf. I've been searching for symptoms to decide if we should be concerned enough to bring her to the ER or if it can wait until her doctor can see her on Monday but I'm finding conflicting results.

Thoughts? Comments? Opinions? Same experience? Treatment at home?

2006-08-26 05:27:29 · 5 answers · asked by sillyandhappy 1 in Other - General Health Care

and wants to do them after school?

2006-08-26 05:27:25 · 9 answers · asked by myteacherispretty 1 in Teaching

2006-08-26 05:27:23 · 12 answers · asked by kittybobbyfan 1 in Celebrities

a-tidal forces b-a hurricane c-an earthquake d-the jet stream

2006-08-26 05:27:19 · 15 answers · asked by moon 3 in Other - Science

in pool

2006-08-26 05:27:18 · 7 answers · asked by vandam 3 1 in Snooker & Pool

2006-08-26 05:27:12 · 8 answers · asked by rock firm 1 in Singles & Dating

I have a very busy lifestyle, which means that i eat at really irregular periods during the day. no matter how hard i try to eat sensibly it never seems to work. any suggestions much appreciated!

2006-08-26 05:27:08 · 14 answers · asked by megz 3 in Diet & Fitness