A man a plan a canal panama, three wise chickens were crossing the road, which is the wisest, if there are fourteen legs on a piano, how many are on a unicycle?
2006-08-26 05:28:27 · 20 answers · asked by Jaswanconnetto 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
42. it's the answer to life, the universe and everything. just ask douglas adams.
ps didn't you give your mum/bro/best mate a spare key to your front door? if not, you should've!!
2006-08-26 05:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your horrible syntax leaves these riddles without a solution.
"If there were three donkeys and a monkey which has key to my front door?"
This question is hypothetical...but uses the verb "has". It should be "would have". Furthermore, the lack of a comma between "monkey" and " which" sounds as though you're saying the monkey has a key to your front door, but the question remains a fragment...
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2006-08-26 06:05:56 · answer #2 · answered by __ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The answer to all of these depends on the colour of my trousers on the 10th Wednesday in julember. However none of this matters if the solar eclipse isn't in line with Mercury's 9th moon when you jump on one foot and sing the national anthem.
Obviously, the above will be out of sync if your nose does the fandango on Dave's birthday when the koala bear built the bridge.
2006-08-26 10:22:58 · answer #3 · answered by roooof 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd say the monkey as donkeys would be hard pressed to hold a fiddly thing like a key.
2006-08-26 07:48:12 · answer #4 · answered by Rotifer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And now for something completely different. Juan Valdez leading the second donkey.
2006-08-26 05:41:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 legs on a unicycle.
wise chicken in the middle
2006-08-26 05:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by angelcake 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well it depends if the constipated parrot has an accident over the pudding factory, what colour will the custard be?
2006-08-26 10:40:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come in number 7, your time is up!
2006-08-27 02:53:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bunch of grapes, a bag of nuts and a trombone
- but only if it's raining.
2006-08-26 11:12:38 · answer #9 · answered by Dave B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, there's only two donkeys. Trust me.
2006-08-26 05:33:32 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋