One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "b*itch" and the women called the man a "ba*stard".
Their son walked in and said "What does bi*tch and ba*stard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dic*k".
Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and d*ick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".
On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shi*t" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fuc*k" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your di*cks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the sh*it off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ******* the turkey
2006-08-26 05:28:41 · 30 answers · asked by tejas_fundo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool 1 mate
2006-08-26 05:42:38 · answer #1 · answered by Stanrulz69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE CROWDED STORE
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line...
"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
2006-08-27 00:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by Sunny Leo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.
2006-08-26 16:45:28 · answer #3 · answered by SURAJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought that the joke was funny and my boyfrind made a joke like that but he was funnier.....sorry. but hes great with jokes and you are good too! but did you really come up with that or did you just say that to see what people thought about itlol
thx alot for the laugh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah............ok thats enough!!!
2006-08-30 01:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by loved "N" confused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly,
it didn't make me smile or laugh at all, and it was extremely predictable. A little bit overdone. People might chuckle at it...but overall people will probably think you're disgusting (girls) if you tell that to him and tell them you made it up.
2006-08-26 12:33:06 · answer #5 · answered by Reina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved the joke very funny.
2006-08-26 12:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by basque girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Predictable but a good one. It never gets old. keep them coming
2006-08-26 12:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by detroitsports_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to get a new hobby, to me I heard this joke already.
2006-08-26 12:33:40 · answer #8 · answered by Firebird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny and cute thanx for that
2006-08-29 23:51:45 · answer #9 · answered by iLaLaLoveeyou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome
that was a good one but i heard it before, still funny
2006-08-26 12:35:51 · answer #10 · answered by Daniel P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋