All categories - 22 August 2006

2006-08-22 06:25:43 · 16 answers · asked by Andrew 1 in Words & Wordplay

It happened at school after class when no one was around not even the teacher. So, I'm offended when how some of you can ask that it never happened, for shame on you! The guy was ten times stronger and simply didn't understand the word " NO "! One thing is for sure I did not bring this on to myself!

2006-08-22 06:25:38 · 31 answers · asked by One Hand One Heart 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-22 06:25:37 · 9 answers · asked by audria_baker 2 in Etiquette

2006-08-22 06:25:33 · 29 answers · asked by C Norris 2 in Hockey

2006-08-22 06:25:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Studying Abroad

I think Owen Hargreaves is one of the best mid fielders around. He never gets tired and he hustles for the whole 90 minutes and he is also a great team player. What do you think about him?

2006-08-22 06:25:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

2006-08-22 06:25:16 · 12 answers · asked by ALAN B 2 in Trivia

i want some top five hip-hop tracks like
temperature - sean paul
burn it up - r.kelly
maneater(the josh desi mix) - nelly furtado
mirame - daddy yankee ft.deevani
snitch - obie trice

2006-08-22 06:25:15 · 7 answers · asked by bublu 2 in Music

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper. He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful. Isn't he
smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!"
he father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son

2006-08-22 06:25:03 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

looking to get rid of cable. and was not sure which one is better.

2006-08-22 06:25:01 · 2 answers · asked by mia 3 in Television

ANALOGIES AND METAPHORS


Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their
collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school
essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of
teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners.....

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides
gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a
guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of
those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country
speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse
without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of e-coli, and he was
room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes
just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated
because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge
at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag
filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie,
surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and
Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. Instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13 . The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you
fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across
the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having
left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. Traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka
at 4:19 p.m. At a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences
that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had
also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the
East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only
one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil,
this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not
eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either,
but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land
mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg
behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with
power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as
if she were a garbage truck backing up.

2006-08-22 06:24:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations

Pull 'em

I've been down around Houston Texas
Where the sun shines most of the time
I've been driving about six hours
Tryin' to reach that Arkansas line

But Texarkana's an hour ahead
And i've got to keep my wheels
Rollin'

But woman your always on my mind
Twenty-four hours at a time
So my woman,i'm hoping you feel
The same way

Woman you know that i miss you
And i can't miss you no more

I got this ride,doing seventy miles an hour
She's loaded,she's down to the floor
But i've got to reach that Arkansas line
Before the sun,goes down,yeah

But woman your always on my mind
Twenty-four hours at a time
So my woman,i'm hoping you feel
The same way

Woman you know that i need you
I've been on the road too much
Tired of looking at the highway
Got to keep in touch,some way

I've been down around Houston,Texas
Where the sun shines,most of the time
I've been driving about six hours
Tryin' to reach that Arkansas line

But Texarkana's an



For a Lady..

2006-08-22 06:24:54 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Music

we went and looked and i saw one i liked which is the one i got. he is a Holland Lop brownish grey. and we paid for him and were gonna come back to get him after we got some food to eat. we came back and i took him out showin the lady the papers to show i wasnt stealing him. but he tilted to one side. i got him Saturday and it is tuesday he doesnt tilt as much but his back legs shake when i hold him like a baby..is this normal? we think he might of had a stroke when we went to get something to eat. the lady told us to keep calling her and she said she has more bunnys that will be weaned in 2 weeks. should i get a girl a nd breed them? hes a show bunny but if he keeps tilting to one side i dont think he will show very well, he won last time for bst of show causee hes calm but i think it will count against him if he tilts. do you think he will get better?

2006-08-22 06:24:40 · 11 answers · asked by Valerie 2 in Other - Pets

ok so im totally bored..

and im deciding to ask random question and waste my points cuase theres no use in them...

so yea.



oh and plus i need ideas for my b day[even tho its early] =]

2006-08-22 06:24:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

2006-08-22 06:24:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in TVs

2006-08-22 06:24:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have been diagnosed as having genital herpes. My last outbreak was a month ago. Right now I seem to have some kind of lesion. It's itchy, but its not in the genital area, more above it, on the pubic region (pubic mound). I don't know if that could be a sign of herpes or if its an ingrown hair - any advice?

2006-08-22 06:24:07 · 6 answers · asked by sugarsweet 3 in STDs

thank you!

2006-08-22 06:24:04 · 9 answers · asked by Fabio 3 in Baseball

Any suggestions so i can smile?

2006-08-22 06:24:03 · 22 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-22 06:23:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

2006-08-22 06:23:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

2006-08-22 06:23:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

What is the name of this song with this verse is in it and who sings it??

2006-08-22 06:23:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-22 06:23:38 · 12 answers · asked by MaryBeth 7 in Television

A Christian school is seeking parents' permission for staff to strap students despite corporal punishment in schools being illegal. The school acknowledges the Education Act forbids corporal punishment, but quotes the Bible saying "we ought to serve God rather than men". Parents are given an "authorization" form which says they are aware corporal punishment at school is banned, but will permit school staff to administer it.

The policy says the strap must be given on the palm after consultation with another staff member, and in the presence of that staff member. Afterwards the child is to be spoken to or prayed with, or both.

Is this just another example of how religion is violent and is hell bent on brain-washing children?

2006-08-22 06:23:35 · 9 answers · asked by Brenda's World 4 in Religion & Spirituality

i tried too many shampoo but it didnt work.

2006-08-22 06:23:31 · 12 answers · asked by shir 1 in Hair

2006-08-22 06:23:28 · 4 answers · asked by christina_uk5 1 in Women's Health

2006-08-22 06:23:20 · 1 answers · asked by goring 6 in Physics

what is the necessary paperwork and procedure to bring a pet from another country?? like a kitten, dog or a bird??

2006-08-22 06:23:19 · 5 answers · asked by La Trole #1 4 in Immigration