One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper. He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful. Isn't he
smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!"
he father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son
2006-08-22 06:25:03 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahah.......dammmmmnn. hahaha that's funny.
good job.
2006-08-22 06:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by KEEYSA 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to admit that the fact that the father recognized the smell on the boyfriend's fingers grosses me out more than anything!
Think about it...otherwise, not too bad of a joke!
2006-08-28 05:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by tydlywnks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bonjour madam very naughty humorous tale madam hers one for madam: At a scientific convention, a male universal practitioner and a girl universal practitioner start up eyeing one yet another. The male universal practitioner asks her to dinner and she or he accepts. As they take a seat on the eating place, she excuses herself to bypass and wash her palms. After dinner, one element finally leads to a distinctive and that they finally end up in her hotel mattress room. only as issues get warm, the female record interrupts and says she has to bypass and wash her palms. as quickly as she comes returned they choose for it. After the intercourse consultation, she gets up and says she is going to bathe her palms. As she comes returned the male record says "I guess you're a wellness care expert." She confirms and asks how he knew. "common, you’re continually washing your palms." "That’s very clever" she says, "I guess you’re an anesthesiologist". "Wow, how did you wager?" "I didn’t experience a element" lol aurevoir
2016-11-05 09:34:30 · answer #3 · answered by basinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck! that's an awkward moment! LOL.
2006-08-22 06:32:52 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its son-in-law i believe..but it was a funny one..good work
2006-08-22 06:34:11 · answer #5 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a very good one...
2006-08-22 06:32:29 · answer #6 · answered by AlvaDaGansta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2006-08-22 06:34:36 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats horrible!
2006-08-28 05:08:06 · answer #8 · answered by Jen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
booooooooo...you stink
2006-08-27 11:22:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad LOL
2006-08-25 15:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by holy plant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋