A woman went into Wal-Mart to buy a rod & reel for her grandson's
> birthday.
>
> She didn't know which one to get so she just grabbed one & went
> over to the counter.
>
> A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says,
>
> "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod & reel?"
> He says,
>
> "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter,
> I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it
> makes."
>
> She doesn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway. He says,
>
> "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel
> 10-lb. test line. It's a good all around combination & it's on sale this
> week for only $20.00."
>
> She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
> sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opened her purse,
> her credit card dropped to the floor. She bent down to pick it up &
> accidentally breaks wind.
>
> At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no
> way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind, he
> wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
>
> The man rang up the sale and told her, "That'll be $34.50 please."
>
> The woman is totally confused by this & asks, "Didn't you tell me
> it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
>
> He replied, "Yes, Ma'am, the rod & reel is $20.00, but the duck
> call is $11.00 and the catfish bait is $3.50."
>
2006-08-21
00:55:16
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