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A woman went into Wal-Mart to buy a rod & reel for her grandson's
> birthday.
>
> She didn't know which one to get so she just grabbed one & went
> over to the counter.
>
> A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says,
>
> "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod & reel?"
> He says,
>
> "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter,
> I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it
> makes."
>
> She doesn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway. He says,
>
> "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel
> 10-lb. test line. It's a good all around combination & it's on sale this
> week for only $20.00."
>
> She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
> sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opened her purse,
> her credit card dropped to the floor. She bent down to pick it up &
> accidentally breaks wind.
>
> At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no
> way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind, he
> wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
>
> The man rang up the sale and told her, "That'll be $34.50 please."
>
> The woman is totally confused by this & asks, "Didn't you tell me
> it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
>
> He replied, "Yes, Ma'am, the rod & reel is $20.00, but the duck
> call is $11.00 and the catfish bait is $3.50."
>

2006-08-21 00:55:16 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Keep em coming, Sangy you are a good joke teller.

2006-08-26 13:06:52 · answer #1 · answered by Rayna D 2 · 0 0

Haha she has no choice but to admit she farted lol

:)

2006-08-21 10:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh haha so funny i forgot to laugh

2006-08-25 17:21:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Seriously funny. lol:)

2006-08-21 09:00:47 · answer #4 · answered by Bina-Bina 2 · 0 0

Ha!

2006-08-21 09:38:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

loool

2006-08-21 08:08:56 · answer #6 · answered by 3umar 3 · 0 0

lol good one

2006-08-21 11:26:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i like it

2006-08-21 08:05:44 · answer #8 · answered by Raisin 3 · 0 0

lol

2006-08-26 20:17:36 · answer #9 · answered by holy plant 2 · 0 0

hehehe.. funny ..

2006-08-21 10:03:34 · answer #10 · answered by sugagloss 2 · 0 0

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