> > >Heaven and Hell
> > >
> > >John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends . One night, they
> > >both died in a terrible car accident.
> > >When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could
> > > not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St.Peter and said,
> > > "St.Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't
> > > find him!"
> > >
> > >St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn't make it
> > > to Heaven."
> > >
> > >This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob
> > > one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob
> > > sitting in hell with a
> > >keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other.
> > >
> > >John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I'm
> > >in the right place?"
> > >
> > >"My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that
> > > keg of beer?
> > >It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn't!''
2006-08-19
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