> > >Heaven and Hell
> > >
> > >John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends . One night, they
> > >both died in a terrible car accident.
> > >When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could
> > > not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St.Peter and said,
> > > "St.Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't
> > > find him!"
> > >
> > >St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn't make it
> > > to Heaven."
> > >
> > >This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob
> > > one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob
> > > sitting in hell with a
> > >keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other.
> > >
> > >John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I'm
> > >in the right place?"
> > >
> > >"My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that
> > > keg of beer?
> > >It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn't!''
2006-08-19 20:04:13 · 19 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAH! Oh Sangy, you're just too much!
2006-08-19 20:20:26 · answer #1 · answered by elge13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No man has gone to heaven except Jesus. Plus hell is the grave, not a burning place.
2006-08-19 20:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by Heather K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very entertaining
2006-08-24 20:08:07 · answer #3 · answered by Janet Y 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it was a joke then it was funny. But if your asking which one I would choose I would say heaven.....
2006-08-25 15:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by littlesiscrys15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha haha hahahaha haha hee hee wooo
2006-08-23 13:27:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-08-19 23:36:19 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, "he is in the right place" believe me! XD
2006-08-24 23:23:22 · answer #7 · answered by ▐▀▀☼▀▀▌ ☼Sharon☼ ▐▄▄☼▄▄▌ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-08-25 14:11:46 · answer #8 · answered by Li-Li s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious
2006-08-25 12:23:59 · answer #9 · answered by fudd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-08-19 20:08:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋