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Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

2006-08-19 20:03:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-19 20:03:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I am not talking just junky food either. I have tried eating only salads for a week, junk food for a while, only veggies, only meat.....every food combination. I am 19 and in excellent health with no chance of being pregnant. I exercise, and don't eat to much at one time, just a few smaller meals a day.

Why why why do I have to rush to the bathroom mid meal, and I don't mean to throw up, though I do feel nauseated too.

What are some possible things that are wrong with my digestive system?

2006-08-19 20:03:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

My ex and I broke up when I left for college because the long-distance was too hard for him to handle. We remained very close friends and I still am madly in love with him. I recently found out he had a new girlfriend and it broke my heart. I told him I can't talk to him anymore and he broke down saying that he loves me and wants to be with me...its just so hard because I am so far away. He confessed his passion and love for me...saying that he wants to be with me but we are just both living separate lives right now. I don't know what to do because I still love him so much and strongly feel like we will get back together someday. Does he realy still love me and is using this new girl for sex? He calls me all the time to check in and see how I am..tells me he misses me ad everything. I am so confused and emotionally torn! Any advice?

2006-08-19 20:03:30 · 11 answers · asked by Janie 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-19 20:02:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

widal quantitative test

2006-08-19 20:02:45 · 2 answers · asked by Ajinkya V 1 in Medicine

is there anything i can take or do to permantly end my sex drive? it is driveing me crazy!!!!

2006-08-19 20:02:43 · 6 answers · asked by morey h 1 in Men's Health

2006-08-19 20:02:26 · 6 answers · asked by jashed 1 in Advertising & Marketing

The Website www.the-n.com

Well There Is A Game On That Website Called "The Hook-up"
Dose ANYONE Kow A Game Like That Thats One The Web That Is Free, And That You Don't Have To Down Load??????

PLZ ANSER!!! The One That I Like The Best Gets 10 Points!!!!!!

2006-08-19 20:02:21 · 3 answers · asked by paige 2 in Television

The select few are seattle, portland, miami. washington and chicago. The rest are suburbia central, where you cant live without a car, and where its hell with or without a car

2006-08-19 20:02:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

will i need a new chain or can i use my stock 532 chain and what about going down 2 teeth on my front will i drop a lot of top end plz help it a 2005 yamaha r6

2006-08-19 20:01:58 · 6 answers · asked by snoozie1961 1 in Motorcycles

2006-08-19 20:01:52 · 13 answers · asked by Fashion K 1 in Other - Local Businesses

I mean what do you do? If you do, do you **** her ASAP?

2006-08-19 20:01:47 · 18 answers · asked by Dr.DRE 4 in Other - Health

I FLEW INTO I PORTAL AND TURNED INTO A FUKING HIPPIE HELP ME
BI.TCHES

2006-08-19 20:01:44 · 13 answers · asked by Dave Chapelle 1 in Other - Entertainment

As in fighting to librate people with the hope of enriching urself eventually. eg a king fighting for a poorman who has a very rich land with minerals,hoping to have some share or portion of it, if not all.when he win the war.

2006-08-19 20:01:43 · 6 answers · asked by am4urluv 1 in Other - Politics & Government

what would you do?? how would you react?? what would you really want to them him/her??

2006-08-19 20:01:34 · 14 answers · asked by jaz o 3 in Other - Society & Culture

Some bars ban them because of the smell; some people find secondhand clove smoke to be annoying. What do you think?

2006-08-19 20:01:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

it's disgusting to see someone having a bulky nose because of blackheads.. ewwww...

2006-08-19 20:01:17 · 15 answers · asked by asker 2 in Skin & Body

Ive had my heart broken over and over and lost all hope how do i move on stop feeling lonely and start trusting again?? Is it hopeless??

2006-08-19 20:01:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-19 20:01:04 · 6 answers · asked by Fashion K 1 in Investing

Ok every man i have been in a relationship with fall very quickly in love with me... no idea why... help some indentification please.

2006-08-19 20:01:01 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-19 20:00:57 · 8 answers · asked by tan 1 in Other - Food & Drink

She's the most overrated celebrity according to the guiness book of work records....and she doesn't even do anything...[except attempt to sing]

2006-08-19 20:00:55 · 37 answers · asked by Stepher 2 in Celebrities

Approval of homosexual marriage


Legalizing euthanasia


Banning prayer in school


Banning the public display of the Ten Commandments


Banning the Pledge of Allegiance


Basing our laws on the laws of other nations and not only on the U.S. Constitution*


Maintaining Abortion on Demand


Forcing the Boy Scouts and similar organizations (including churches) to place homosexuals in positions of leadership


Complete protection for all kinds of pornography


Creating hate crimes laws to punish those who believe homosexuality is wrong


Denigrating Christianity to a secondary status


Making secularism the only legitimate religion

2006-08-19 20:00:54 · 13 answers · asked by Heroic Liberal 1 in Politics

2006-08-19 20:00:51 · 33 answers · asked by lazy_n_spoiled 2 in Polls & Surveys

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