Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
2006-08-19 20:03:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Normally I'd find this offensive... being blonde and all but... eh... I know those jokes don't apply to blondes like me...(natural blondes)... so hahahaha!! That's funny, dude!
Q: How do you know when a blondes been in you kitchen?
A: There's lipstick on the your cucumbers!
2006-08-19 20:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The jokes have been around since the bbs days. I admire you for going retro to inform the dismal youth of today that, Yes, it's true, Blonde's have always been fun to ridicule.
2006-08-20 03:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by Ima Blast 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: How does a blond kill a bird?
A: She throws it off of a cliff!
2006-08-20 03:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by Nika 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know what would be cool? A blonde joke that I haven't heard at least 200 times *sarcastic roll of eyes*.
Let's pick on a different hair color for a change! :-)
2006-08-20 03:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by rita_alabama 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm not a blond, but after this I feel kind of sorry for them. Hehehehe.
2006-08-20 03:27:42 · answer #5 · answered by softball002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: How do you know a blonde was in your car?
A: Condom on the stick shift.
2006-08-20 03:08:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao i like
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
Good sh!t
2006-08-20 03:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by Dum Spiro Spero 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fine.
2006-08-20 03:10:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont forget.....
What does a blonde put behind her ears to attract men?
her legs!!!!
2006-08-20 03:08:25 · answer #9 · answered by babygurl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
weh..heh..heh....
that's really funny....
thanks 4 d laugh....
hope to hear more from you....
sorry 2 all blondes who find diz offensive...
really sorry....
2006-08-20 03:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by ayra67_angelz 4 christ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋