A man lost his eye in the war, and, this being the good ole' days, recieved a fake eye made out of wood. His wooden eye weighed deeply on his self-esteem, and it had been a long time since he had a date. He went to the bar every night, though most nights he ended up hiding away in the corner, drinking away his misery. His wooden eye was indeed a curse!
Then one night, he noticed a beautiful girl who was also lurking behind the scenes. And then he realized why. The girl had lost her leg and now had a wooden leg, which too, was affecting her self-esteem. His face lit up. Finally, someone like him! He approached the girl, who had been waiting for this moment for years, and said:
"Would you like to dance?"
"WOULD I?" she exclaimed happily. "WOULD I?!?"
Astonished and hurt, he shot back,
"PEG LEG! PEG LEG!"
Haha. sorry bout that. That's probably the best and worst joke I've heard. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm out!
But if you have any lame jokes, lay 'em on me!"
2006-08-12
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