All categories - 31 July 2006

Don't lay an egg, just the material facts.

2006-07-31 21:28:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Arts & Humanities

Bob came home from his first date with a gal, and had quite the black eye.

"What the heck happened to you?!" said his room mate, Mike.

"Hey pal, I was just following your advice!" Bob yelled.

"What?" Mike said. "Let me think. When did I give you this advice?"

Bob rolled his eyes: "Just before I left, dummy."

Mike thinks back. "You mean, 'kiss her when she leasts expects it'?"

"Oh hell," Bob says with a sigh as he put an ice pack on his shiner. "I thought you said where!"

2006-07-31 21:28:11 · 8 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

while surfing on net adds automatically pop-up on the screen . so i want to stop it.need some software for its blocking

2006-07-31 21:27:59 · 14 answers · asked by zahid malik 1 in Internet

so ive liked this guy from months on end and like he told me he liked me too. we planned to hang out this saturday because we havent seen each other all summer. and so we've been flirting for the past week (by playing 20 questions.. dont ask), to the point where hes asking me all these really perverted questions and asking ME to ask him perverted questions. its gotten pretty... weird (for me atleast) and is beginning 2 freak me out. i mean then he asks me 2 be his fwb (friends with benefits) and i said yes and now i realize its a HUGE mistake.. so what should i do? i mean i know he'll use me though he says he wont cause its inevitable in this sort of thing and yea... i mean hes acting really really different than he was during school this year... and he said we would go out eventually... but what would that lead to? i dunno wat i should do, whether cancel saturday or see what happens... what do you think? HELP PLZ!!!

2006-07-31 21:27:51 · 17 answers · asked by mylilsevi075 2 in Singles & Dating

about havin sex with a stranger or some one you no to spice up your sex life???

2006-07-31 21:27:34 · 22 answers · asked by bunnybabe 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-31 21:27:30 · 25 answers · asked by GWOTENG 1 in Government

line 50 page 1 in discloseres ask was you known or has there been any infestations of insests pests problems. My answer was no because I had no knowledge of any problems. There suing me because they think I had knowledge of a problem. They are suing me for bat removal and replacing insulation so far I learned that there are alot of homes with bats and replacing insulation is very unheard of. so it's small claims court. If anyone has any feed back I would like to hear some before court tomorrow afternoon aug.1 Thanks!

2006-07-31 21:27:25 · 7 answers · asked by bernard b 1 in Renting & Real Estate

I recently buggered off to Australia and "forgot" about about 200£ still unpaid on a loan. How lobg does it take for the bad credit rating to go away? Or will it EVER go away? I want to buy a house soon, and be able to get a credit card. I am home 2 years now and it still is in place!

2006-07-31 21:27:24 · 12 answers · asked by dogs_dung 1 in Credit

Am going to Thailand soon and I dreamt last night that I ended up in a cave in there...bit weird... We weren't hurt but had to dig ourselves out...

Does that mean anything?

2006-07-31 21:27:20 · 8 answers · asked by agliotti 3 in Psychology

2006-07-31 21:27:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

i am writing to a file and want to enter a new line, for example:
FileWriter output = new FileWriter(FILE,true); //where FILE is my file

output.write("\n hello");

output.write("\n java");

output.close();

I want this to be on the file

:hello
:java

instead im getting
:hello[]java

in other words how do i omit writing the "\n" character and actually making a new line

please help thanxs :)

2006-07-31 21:27:11 · 3 answers · asked by dragongml 3 in Programming & Design

A handy guide for men, 13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

2006-07-31 21:26:49 · 8 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-31 21:26:32 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

WHat should i do??? I'm 17 just moved to a diffrent state and i left a boyfriend behind. He was my longest relationship we were goning on 2 years and a half and i respeceted him so much as he respected me. I loved him as much as he loved me. He treated me like a queen. He was/is my prince and i was/am his princess. He was perfect. Good in school, doesn't do drugs, bascially every girls dream. He was a baseball jock i was a softball popular type. I mean have you ever looked at a guy/girl and kno something big was going to happen with that person?? May it be marriage or a long healthy relationship??? Well that is what he is to me. I misss him so much, and i find myself crying everday. I don't know what to do. Any Advice???

2006-07-31 21:26:25 · 3 answers · asked by wiggygirll 1 in Singles & Dating

Only those that I specifically said can reside in the States, others are leaving NOW. If you cant, then you are saying I dont have ________________

2006-07-31 21:26:11 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

So my motto is . .I could do better but I don't want to bother to. Am I slightly depressed or am I wise and adaptive?

2006-07-31 21:26:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sociology

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1pN7MFDXzw&search=the%20ring%20tape

2006-07-31 21:25:59 · 8 answers · asked by . 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-31 21:25:57 · 40 answers · asked by lifeisgrand99 2 in Etiquette

passenger door were my son was sitting .but because i didnt have any insurance I let it go . and told the lady we were fine I didnt get her name . but a wittness got her plate # . because i didnt have insureance I let it go! DID I do the right thing?

2006-07-31 21:25:43 · 4 answers · asked by dannieblue9 1 in Insurance & Registration

Theres loads of slimming products nowadays like fancl xando extrim etc. which one works best? have u tried it?

do they work for flabby arms??

2006-07-31 21:25:23 · 4 answers · asked by muhuehue 4 in Skin & Body

I am new to the stock market. And there are vitually thousands of different company and market to choose from. Where to I begin to look? And what is a good place to start investing to get my feet wet? Is there a web site that provides tutorials? Please advise

2006-07-31 21:25:01 · 8 answers · asked by mediator113 1 in Investing

AH was a very true patriot for his country's has not done anything for himself ,he was not a selfish in nature ,he keeps all the promises give to his country including to his life to country, keep promise to merry Eva brown before death ,according to me what ever wrong or right he done that is all for his country and to break the versailles treaty which makes the germany slave,He do not have any of the bad hebbits,It is very difficult to find such a great patriotic leader like AH in today's world,Even in the statement of Winston churchill after the ww2has said "wrong pig has been slotered in ww2" with respect about AH,Even he did not maintain his bank account ,now a days leaders have their account in Swiss bank then how we say AH was a bad man,He was genius in knowledge,good in discipline, he made German economy from regs to rich, he was no smoking nor drinking wine ,non corrupted what ever he has done , you put your self on the position of Adolf Hitler and thinks can u do that all the thing

2006-07-31 21:24:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2006-07-31 21:24:53 · 35 answers · asked by barbaradjt 5 in Religion & Spirituality

some you really liked and known for a while?

2006-07-31 21:24:48 · 15 answers · asked by SuperGirls™ 5 in Movies

and they only wanna be referred to as men. Why? whats so bad about bein called a boy?

2006-07-31 21:24:37 · 8 answers · asked by Masiela 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-31 21:24:30 · 17 answers · asked by sanjay s 1 in Allergies

2006-07-31 21:24:11 · 9 answers · asked by otakusan2003 1 in Other - Health

IF you see the stars, but far away from the moon.
Are they in the sky, or do they move.
Have you not yet known wich way to look.
Are they in a store or in a book.
Can you see the star, that I'm trying to explain.
Inside your heart, does it never rain.
The star i'm speaking it is so true.
Its the star of the person inside of you..
Have you found that star yet. If you have where did you look.

2006-07-31 21:24:02 · 6 answers · asked by lovely soul with insite 3 in Singles & Dating