Willys cynical thought for the day,
Many believe that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Yeah, like *that's* freaking true?
BLOW UP BABE DELUXE
By WILLY SENKIWSKY 5/4/04 10:30 PM, Rock & Roll Song
I get the Blues from being alone
So I called Dates R Us on the phone!
Chick on other end said she has a deal for me
And if I buy immediately there's no shipping fee!
(Chorus)
I went and bought a blow up babe deluxe
Like a vacuum cleaner this thing sux!
I don't need to buy her a diamond ring
Just two double A batteries she'll do anything!
I gave her my Visa number saying I'll take a chance
And I don't want the lingerie' not even hot pants!
I waited in my room for the UPS truck
To deliver my Blow Up Babe Deluxe!
(Repeat Chorus)
My new gal does everything I say
If I'm not here we're at play!
Now I just need a few more bucks
To buy a blonde Blow Up Babe Deluxe!!!...
(Repeat Chorus to fade)
Copyright 2004 Willy Senkiwsky -- All Rights Received -- Unauthorized Duplication Prohibited
"The Blues are the roots, and the other music is the fruits." One of Willie Dixon's favorite sayings, from I Am the Blues by Willie Dixon with Don Snowden (DaCapo, 1989)
"Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule. Nevertheless one had better know the rules, for they sometimes guide in doubtful cases, though not often." --Samuel Butler (1612-80), English poet, Author
"Simple music is the hardest music to play and blues is simple music." --Albert Collins
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