There was this woman pregnant with triplets walking home from buying a few thing at the grocery store. well on her walk home a thief robbed her and shot her 3 times in the stomach. she made it out the ordeal alive and so did her unborn children but the doctors could not retrieve the bullets. well about 10 years later after the whole birth thing the mother was laying in her bed and one of her daughters ran in yelling, ¨mommy i was peeing and a bullet came out¨. so the mother told her the story of the robbery. well 5 minutes the other daughter ran in yelling, ¨mommy i was peeing and a bullet came out¨. so the mother told her the story also. well her son, the last of the triplets, ran in yelling... but before he could answer the mother said, "i know... you were peeing and a bullet came out". he said, "no..:! i was jacking off and i shot the dog!!"
2006-07-24
21:27:59
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