There was this woman pregnant with triplets walking home from buying a few thing at the grocery store. well on her walk home a thief robbed her and shot her 3 times in the stomach. she made it out the ordeal alive and so did her unborn children but the doctors could not retrieve the bullets. well about 10 years later after the whole birth thing the mother was laying in her bed and one of her daughters ran in yelling, ¨mommy i was peeing and a bullet came out¨. so the mother told her the story of the robbery. well 5 minutes the other daughter ran in yelling, ¨mommy i was peeing and a bullet came out¨. so the mother told her the story also. well her son, the last of the triplets, ran in yelling... but before he could answer the mother said, "i know... you were peeing and a bullet came out". he said, "no..:! i was jacking off and i shot the dog!!"
2006-07-24 21:27:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i laughed my *** off
2006-07-24 21:30:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 09:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats gotta be the first ten year old ive heard of who masturbates
2006-07-24 21:36:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cos thats what 10 year olds do.
2006-07-24 21:32:04 · answer #4 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is soooooooooooooooooo old sorry dude try again check ya later ♥
2006-07-24 21:29:58 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this joke already.
There is nothing to be offended of.
2006-07-24 21:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by Scoob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy ****, never heard that, thats hella funny.
2006-07-24 21:35:24 · answer #7 · answered by Juve 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol tats a good joke i like it
2006-07-24 21:33:28 · answer #8 · answered by theoneforyou998@yahoo.com 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-07-24 21:32:46 · answer #9 · answered by JJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not offended. heard worst jokes than this b4...
2006-07-24 22:20:27 · answer #10 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny.
2006-07-24 21:32:39 · answer #11 · answered by erica/gabriel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋