All categories - 23 July 2006

One day in kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,

"I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous
Man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."

The Teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Harry, that's not right either."

Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and
I'll give you the $2."

As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know
Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said " Jesus
Christ."

Marvin replied: "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business!

2006-07-23 09:53:37 · 12 answers · asked by Lisa AZ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

ok im a high school student ppl say im popular, i wear hollister and a&f and my boyfriend is on the baseball team (u kno in like the highschool movies the football players and really popluar and have all the girls well at my school thats how the baseball team is)and alot of ppl dont like me and my friends casue they think that we think where better than everyone elese espelly the goths but how do i get ppl to get to know me b4 they judge me

2006-07-23 09:53:35 · 10 answers · asked by ashleybaby147 2 in Adolescent

2006-07-23 09:53:24 · 8 answers · asked by Julissa 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Tell me in your own words and try putting an example please.

2006-07-23 09:53:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Since Jesus celebrated and followed Jewish ways(old testment),shouldn't those of us who consider ourselves "christian" or catholic, have respect and honor these traditions because of Him and the His mother, Mary,( who was also Jewish).

2006-07-23 09:53:14 · 20 answers · asked by agatha_amber 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-23 09:53:09 · 12 answers · asked by bored juggalo 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-23 09:53:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

2006-07-23 09:52:59 · 12 answers · asked by Loo 3 in Cooking & Recipes

and in the middle of the chorus it says the word dreams at least once i think. its r&b. HELp! i am not sure if its right though.

2006-07-23 09:52:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

IF I AM GOING TO FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY IN TEXAS ON WENDNESDAY, IF I GO AND BUY A TV ON CREDIT RIGHT NOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN WILL I HAVE TO GIVE THE TV BACK OR WILL IT BE TAKEN CARE OF THROUGH THE BANKRUPTCY

2006-07-23 09:52:45 · 10 answers · asked by gingin 1 in Personal Finance

2006-07-23 09:52:43 · 39 answers · asked by valkyrie_missile_uk 1 in Other - Food & Drink

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2006-07-23 09:52:33 · 8 answers · asked by blessedman 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-23 09:52:28 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

Well, I'm a musician and i've noticed that about 10-20% of us are gay or at least bisexual. i was just wondering because my school band has lots of sticky buns if you know what i mean(lol)

2006-07-23 09:52:22 · 9 answers · asked by luverboy lol 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-07-23 09:52:21 · 3 answers · asked by stitchgirl_1@rogers.com 3 in Other - Health

What are the different proof or did someone caught him in the act being as what it told.

2006-07-23 09:52:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boxing

The deposit amount was 400$. Now he says he will not refund my money until the motorcycle sells. This not right in my book.

2006-07-23 09:52:03 · 18 answers · asked by Kristen W 1 in Motorcycles

2006-07-23 09:52:02 · 3 answers · asked by Columbus614Ohio 2 in Music

The father was gone a full ten minutes.

2006-07-23 09:51:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

We come here and workhard, then the americans yell at us to leave. I dont see americans wanting to do work wwe do. do they just want us to be there slaves. i think americans need to learn to shut up and leave us alone

2006-07-23 09:51:45 · 42 answers · asked by chupa_minor 1 in Immigration

What do you guys think of the hilarious KUSI weatherman John Coleman? I think He's the World's best and funniest meteorologist, Do you agree?

2006-07-23 09:51:41 · 2 answers · asked by Lucky12 1 in Television

I'm just curious. I have one I purchased on eBay a while back, and it works with XP, so I thought maybe I could use it. Besides, I'm on a low budget nowadays.

2006-07-23 09:51:31 · 3 answers · asked by Road Trip 3 in Other - Hardware

It's generally agreed that "respecting" means supporting or endorsing. But look at the word "an" in the phrase "an establishment of religion".

Current jurisprudence treats the clause as if it read "respecting the establishment of religion", and treating "establishment" as a verb. To establish. Congress shall make no law to establish a religion.

But the text reads "respecting AN establishment of religion". Now, you can get the same result as above by treating "establishment" as a gerundive participle (a form of a verb) like "enactment". Congress shall make no law that establishes a religion.

But what if "establishment" was being used as a noun? What if the clause was referring to any religious establishment, aka a church or religious organization. Congress shall make no law supporting/endorsing a religious organization.

Does treating "establishment" as a noun change the meaning of the clause?

2006-07-23 09:51:28 · 5 answers · asked by coragryph 7 in Law & Ethics

2006-07-23 09:51:27 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys