One day in kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,
"I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous
Man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
The Teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Harry, that's not right either."
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and
I'll give you the $2."
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know
Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said " Jesus
Christ."
Marvin replied: "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business!
2006-07-23 09:53:37 · 12 answers · asked by Lisa AZ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One time a kindergarten teacher had question and answer time for her class of children. One little girl put her hand up and asked, "Where did I come from...?"
Oboy, said the teacher to herself, they start asking that question younger and younger each year. I wish they would wait until they were in first grade! But, no help for it now! I'll have to explain. So she started telling the little boys and girls all about the birds and the bees.
At the end of the class, the teacher said, "Do you all understand now?" and all thirty kids nodded their heads. But the little girl who had first asked the question said, "That's not where the girl who lives next door told me she came from!"
And the teacher smiled, and said "Oh really? Where did she say she came from?"
"New York City!"
2006-07-23 11:11:03 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I like that one a lot. It was too funny. You should come up with more of those.
2006-07-23 17:02:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 4eva....GOOD ONE!Are you a famous comedian??>>
2006-07-23 17:30:30 · answer #3 · answered by A "Beautiful Baby" 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-07-23 17:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is old i've heard it a lot check ya later â¥
2006-07-23 17:56:39 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL. A great joke. 10.
2006-07-23 23:08:59 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AW HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!! DAT IS SUM CRAZY STUFF, U FUNNY!!!!! BUT DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN? BECAUSE THAT IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!
2006-07-23 16:57:09 · answer #7 · answered by pretty baby gurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-07-23 18:00:41 · answer #8 · answered by Kauser M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHHA that was hilaroius
good one
2006-07-23 16:55:44 · answer #9 · answered by randomtalk27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-23 16:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋