Still Plenty of Time Left
...to enlist and get over there Cons. Bush has until '09 to really screw up the world -- maybe longer if our worst suspicions about these fascist scums turn out to be true.
You too can get your name carved on a Washington memorial, to last for all time. That's the closest 99.99999% of you people would otherwise ever get to immortality.
Of course if you just get one or more limbs blown off, 80% of your body covered with 1st degree burns, or simply have to live on a kidney machine for the rest of your life due to DU exposure --- well, you don't get quite as much.
C'mon -- 150,000 die every year due to lung cancer, 55,000 due to auto accidents -- as right-wing radio constantly reminds you. Your death or disfigurement as a soldier would be insignificant compared to those statistics.
Do your patiotic duty and die for XOM, HAL, SO, and all the others. We'll we be thinking of you as we await the next game console launch from Microsoft or Sony.
2006-07-05
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